When life gives you lemons….. .ugly shoes!
Ugly shoes got your back.
Thanks, Miu Miu.
I don’t even know what these shoes want, except to offend. Mission accomplished, Velvet Ankle-Wrap Ballerina Flats!
Just tell me, why those fucking buckled straps? Are they there to make sure no one can yank off your $890 shoes and run off with them? Or are they just there to discourage potential suitors?
These shoes are the essence of ‘I can’t even’.
I hope they bring you a spark of joy, as Marie Kondo might say before throwing them out.