When life gives you lemons….. .ugly shoes!
Ugly shoes got your back.
Thanks, Miu Miu.
I don’t even know what these shoes want, except to offend. Mission accomplished, Velvet Ankle-Wrap Ballerina Flats!
Just tell me, why those fucking buckled straps? Are they there to make sure no one can yank off your $890 shoes and run off with them? Or are they just there to discourage potential suitors?
These shoes are the essence of ‘I can’t even’.
I hope they bring you a spark of joy, as Marie Kondo might say before throwing them out.
I disagree! They’re a bargain..three looks in one! Gladiator sandal, ballet flat, biker buckles! Genius!
Four looks in one…
You forgot Crazy Tasteless Trashtastic Cretin.
Dj – And yet.
Suspended – Do you think they were laughing when they designed it or what??
Sister – they were pissing themselves like a 95yr old incontinent. It looks like they went to a really cheap shoe shop, bought three pairs, cut them up and glued bits together. That simple, no refinement.
I can just imagine the time it takes to get them on and then change your mind (for those inclined.)
For some reason I picture Corey Feldman in them. He can totally pull them off, too.
I was hoping that you had been taking Photoshop lessons and created this monsterous mash up yourself. But no. It’s a real thing. My heart is saddened.