Shoes To The Rescue!

shoes to the rescue

When life gives you lemons….. .ugly shoes!

Ugly shoes got your back.

Thanks, Miu Miu.

I don’t even know what these shoes want, except to offend. Mission accomplished, Velvet Ankle-Wrap Ballerina Flats!

Just tell me, why those fucking buckled straps? Are they there to make sure no one can yank off your $890 shoes and run off with them? Or are they just there to discourage potential suitors?

These shoes are the essence of ‘I can’t even’.

I hope they bring you a spark of joy, as Marie Kondo might say before throwing them out.


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5 Responses to Shoes To The Rescue!

  1. Dj says:

    I disagree! They’re a bargain..three looks in one! Gladiator sandal, ballet flat, biker buckles! Genius!

  2. Suspended says:

    Four looks in one…

    You forgot Crazy Tasteless Trashtastic Cretin.

  3. Sister Wolf says:

    Dj – And yet.

    Suspended – Do you think they were laughing when they designed it or what??

  4. Suspended says:

    Sister – they were pissing themselves like a 95yr old incontinent. It looks like they went to a really cheap shoe shop, bought three pairs, cut them up and glued bits together. That simple, no refinement.

    I can just imagine the time it takes to get them on and then change your mind (for those inclined.)

    For some reason I picture Corey Feldman in them. He can totally pull them off, too.

  5. Diane says:

    I was hoping that you had been taking Photoshop lessons and created this monsterous mash up yourself. But no. It’s a real thing. My heart is saddened.

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