Lanvin, Weasels, and Romance

Would you wear this weasel fur jacket by Lanvin?   How about if it costs $13,000?   Is Alber Elbaz having a little joke with himself?   How many weasels were involved, do you think?

I’m sure I’m a despicable hypocrite for loving fur, and drawing the line at weasels. But there you go. Fox, yes. Weasel, no.

This Miu Miu jacket is a better buy at $1,800 (pre-order at and it would look nice with my new cane. Let’s not call it a cane, though. It’s a ‘walking stick!’   I don’t think the birds have to die to make marabou jackets.   Actually, the more I look at this jacket, the more I’m convinced that the birds wanted to sacrifice themselves for me and Miu Miu.

When I went googling marabou, I found these slippers.

The wonderful thing about them is the name of the website: Romance-Your-Wife.   It promises Husbands that “no intimate attire will make your wife feel more womanly” than these slippers!

I’m off to investigate the other stuff at Romance Your Wife, just in case my own husband has overlooked anything.

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11 Responses to Lanvin, Weasels, and Romance

  1. Skye says:

    Is it an ass weasel jacket though? Or just plain old weasel fur?

    Also, “intimate attire” sounds so icky.

    PS. if you’ve never seen “Dreamcatcher” then you won’t know about the ass weasels, and you will live a better life untainted by really hilariously bad Stephen King adaptions.

  2. Imelda Matt says:

    spot Imelda a fiddy and pick me up something ‘womanly’

  3. enc says:

    Wow, I’d never have expected all that pink fuzziness from you! Genius!

  4. WendyB says:

    The weasel jacket is cute but that’s very expensive for something not called “mink”!

  5. silje says:

    Haha, thats so funny! I am emailing this to my husband, pronto!

  6. I don’t know, Lanvin weasel coat + cane is a perfect match.

  7. Tfur thing should be filed under c**t and then no one would spend thousands on pubic hair coats.

    just caught up on your posts – brilliant as ever and getting madder!

  8. Sister Wolf says:

    Fine, if Lanvin makes a weasel-head cane, I’m in. I can see how that might work. But then I’d become an It-girl, and that might be kind of a burden.

  9. Sonja says:

    I totally dig those red slipper things. I’d wear them everyday with absolutely everything.

  10. Mark says:

    I just got back from Maine, where I saw two wild minks running through the woods.

    About four or five years ago, Prada did pubic hair boots. I don’t know what animal they were actually made from, but they totally looked like pubic hair boots. When I asked the clerk (a haughty cunt) if she had sold any, she rolled her eyes at me and said, “Not that it’s any of your business, but the Japanese love them.”

  11. hoochiegucci says:

    Those coats are HIDEOUS!!!!!!

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