It Isn’t Easy Being a Cunt

But someone’s got to do it! I love this picture, sent to me by my associate Dr. Larue, who is nothing if not a bit of a cunt himself.   I cannot overstate his braininess and talent.

Anyway, yes, I am on record as being a cunt, and the use of the word as invective is just water off my back. I have other qualities too of course, but some things just bring out the cunt.

For example, the Bitch Who Got All Up in My Grill upset me because she refused to let me defend myself or fight back on her “blog” after going all Cray-Cray on my ass. And for no reason at all! So, now, I am obliged to be a cunt by posting a photo of her stupid muffins, which she posted and identified as ‘copyrighted.’

Look, Crazy Lady, here are your fucking copyrighted muffins! Bon appetit, Crazy!

On other fronts, I am feeling a little cunt-ish about Olympic swimmer Dara Torres. ( 2blowhards led me to her.) Have you all seen this photo of her? She is 41 and about to compete in the Olympics for the fifth time, a record, I believe. She had a baby two years ago, and has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get herself in this shape:

Dara, I want to speak frankly with you. You are a sick woman. You have crossed the line from lean to skeletal. I understand that you are a competitive athlete, but this is not that. You are starving.

If Dara won’t eat, let us all raise a cookie or scoop of ice cream tonight in a prayer for Dara’s recovery!

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31 Responses to It Isn’t Easy Being a Cunt

  1. K-Line says:

    Maybe we should force-feed Dara with some of those muffins 🙂 Now that would be uber-cunty!!

  2. Aja says:

    I like you, just the way you are (cunty and all, of course).

  3. Susan says:

    From one sweet cunt-muffin to another, I like to see you use your cuntness (cuntliness?) for good. ha!

    xoxo

  4. i love how you reclaim the word cunt and its derivations. in the same way black people reclaim the word nigga.

    the woman’s crazy. I can’t look at it. it’s like she’s wearing one of those roman general breastplates moulded into muscles. but i wonder… what would i be thinking this story was about a guy? … oh wait. guys don’t give birth.

    p.s. CUNTY CUNT CUNT . teheheheh
    pps the guy in the picture looks like hannibal lector.

  5. Skye says:

    I don’t know who that scary lady is (we don’t have her in Australia) but she’s making me feel like eating a lot of carbs. Right now. And not with any of that lame bingeing action afterwards.

    Also, I have had to stop saying cunt since my two year old son said it to a random old lady at a bus stop and tragedy ensued.

  6. Sonja says:

    I called my sister a cunt during a game of scrabble, she was shocked so I made her watch (oh god what’s the name of the show that takes place in the last gold rush town?? on the tip of my tongue, can’t believe I can’t remember it now) anyways, I created a monster. We were on an elevator in a shopping mall and she was telling me a story about someone one ‘SHE”S SUCH A CUNT’ she said, at the top of her lungs, a young mother one step below us put her hands over her son’s ears… my sister now can’t stop saying CUNT. Hey, what’s the story on the crazy copyrighting-muffin lady. Sounds like it’s gotta be hilarious.

  7. Sister Wolf says:

    DEADWOOD, Sonja, you effing cunt!!

  8. Tobi Lynne says:

    I think we should hold her down & force feed her a cheeseburger. And I want to know more about the muffin lady … we’ll go defend you!

  9. WendyB says:

    Oh, I don’t think she looks starving, just very low-body-fat and muscle-y. She wouldn’t be swimming such good times if she was withering away. I’m psyched to see someone 41 who is competing at that level.

  10. ‘Roids, cunts!
    more crazy people stories, please.

  11. I swear I never say this but that poster made me lol. For reals.

  12. alias clio says:

    I would guess that Dara what’s her name is living on protein, doing things like chewing burgers for the blood and spitting them out, eating 20 egg-whites at a time, that sort of thing. Don’t see how she could swim if she were starving.

    The crazy lady has squabbled with many other people on line, and she never allowed them to comment on her website, either. If you look at my blog for last Nov. 11 (I think it was), you’ll see a comment in which she threw a fit because she objected to the way I wrote about the Russian Revolution. I locked down the comments, and she never came back. Before that, though, she read my blog regularly and was quite pleasant.

    I save up my cuss words for moments of real anger, so that when I let fly, they have real impact.

    Clio

  13. Edith Purdy says:

    Do you know, cunt is my favourite word. And because of your liberal use of it I shall be adding you to my google reader. HUZZAH!

  14. hammie says:

    If you don’t mind I’d like to keep the c-word as my worst swear word. Gal’s gotta have something to use when really mad, and the Irish swear so liberally that it leaves us with little else.
    Eg.
    My sister in law instructing me to scrape the leftovers into the bin
    “Sure you can just fuck that out”
    Or paying someone a compliment on a hair do
    “Ah would you not fuck of out of that”

    Mr Hammie however defends the word. When I am complaining about some awful bollocks that has annoyed me saying “what a cunt?”
    He will say “But a cunt is a useful thing”

    xx

  15. Imelda Matt says:

    You’ve don the bitch a fav by posting a picture of her muffins, look at how flat they are, bitch can’t cook muffins to save to herself. dumb cunt.

    As for the swimmer…cut

  16. Sister Wolf says:

    Hahaha. Imelda, bitch can’t do anything right, I guess.

    Hammie, your sister-in-law sounds great. Hahahaha! I’ll try not to use C around you.

    Skye, no, you don’t want your kid to call people cunts…yet. My kids rarely curse. I think I may have ruined it for them.

    Alias Clio, I checked out the exchange on yr blog. Astounding! The arrogance, bombastic rudeness, hostility! No wonder her muffins are flat!

    Who is ready to order one of those gold name-plate necklaces with the word ‘Cunt?’ Maybe we can get a group rate?

  17. enc says:

    I’m the same age as that swimmer, and I know from personal experience that you can’t look that way unless you

    REGULATE
    YOUR
    DIET.

    I can’t be bothered. I like M&Ms too much. And I’m a “Fitness Professional!” I drink Diet Coke while I teach my class.

  18. hammie says:

    My sister-in-law IS a cunt.
    xx

  19. Sister Wolf says:

    So is my sister. Total cunt.

  20. My sister is a huge fucking cunt.

    In on the sistercunt bandwagon, right here.

  21. That is an impressive set of abs! I’m guessing no carbs have passed Dara’s lips in a long time. WOW.

  22. Sister Wolf says:

    Atomic ovaries, welcome to the meeting. We will be giving out chips during the cigartte break.

  23. littlelux says:

    i seriously googled “blog copyright muffins” to find her… but alas, to no avail…

    oh what have i become?

  24. Sister Wolf says:

    littlelux, a horrible mean crazy bitch has been taunting me on her blog, which no one ever goes to, but she wouldn’t allow me to respond to her idiotic attacks. So I grabbed a copy of one of her pointless jpgs….a plate of muffins.

    I can’t get even until I figure out something truly diabolical.

    You have become a valued comrade of Sister Wolf, perhaps!

  25. Mark says:

    I just said “cunt” yesterday in reference to some cunt on the highway in an Escalade who cut me off.

    People who drive Escalades = Cunts
    People who drive Hummers = Rancid Twats

  26. Mark says:

    P.S. Thank you.

  27. Charponnaise says:

    She looks like Usher Raymond. But white. And not hot.

  28. hoochiegucci says:

    You are, and will always be, my most favorite cunt.

    love you cuntie!

  29. Mihaela says:

    This picture is awesome…could someone please tell me the name of the guy? His face looks kinda familiar…

  30. Lapo says:

    Sister Wolf–you are by FAR my favorite blogger of all time! I am so ashamed of my own blog after reading yours…I need to channel your cuntishness so that I too can write what I want, when I want and not give a fuck who I’m offending. (I have Crazy Mother-in-law syndrome, make that crazy-in-law syndrome) Thanks for the laughs!!!!

  31. Thanks for the informative post!

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