You can imagine my delight at finding these wonderful trousers at the super edgy, superbly curated fashion site Ssense.com.
Mid-rise. Four-pocket styling. Single cropped leg. Zip-fly. Partially lined. Tonal hardware.
“Single cropped leg.” Roger that. No explanation necessary! Here’s another view:
So good. All eyes will be on you, hopefully. It’s a casual look, and quite breezy on the one leg, but you can upgrade for a more formal look by getting the nicely proportioned matching jacket.
For some reason, I think the trousers would be better for a one-legged person, don’t you? Instead of leaving that poor exposed leg to just hang there so vulnerably, a one-legged person would look great, without having to to take it to a tailor. I feel the same way about the popular one-armed look in dresses and tops. I just don’t feel good about the bared limb.
Let’s say you’re Dan Cooper, a guy who is currently featured on a reality show in the UK, living in a house with 4 other “extraordinary” people. Evidently, viewers don’t have much sympathy for Dan, who had his leg chopped off in order to feel “whole.”
Dan has BIID, and suffered for many years with the affliction of having one too many legs. Interestingly, this appears to be an extremely British disorder. There’s a great documentary somewhere that spends time with a few of these guys and they are all British. A Scottish surgeon got in trouble for amputating healthy legs, even though he was just trying to prevent his patients from seeking a potentially life-threatening back alley solution to their being bipeds.
Be that as it may! Dan is now a TV personality and people will just have to learn to accept him. Thank god that fucking leg isn’t tormenting him any more. But how good would he look in those mid-rise, partially lined pants at Ssense?
I’m just saying.
Well done, ‘Big Sis’, there has been a very disappointing dearth of April Fool jokes today but I knew I could rely on you!
I don’t even know what to say about these. You’ve got it covered.
Are we ignoring these?
https://www.ssense.com/en-us/women/product/y-project/navy-denim-panties/3458529
You’re such a whiner! They TOLD you that those pants had “tonal hardware” — why can’t you ever be satisfied?!
David Duff – Oh, you big silly!
Suspended – I think we should ignore. The whole world has registered its displeasure, as if they’d never seen a denim atrocity before. Such low-hanging fruit, right?
Sisty – Hahahahahahhahahahahaha
It’s deja vu all over again.
Sigh.
David Duff is more than a “big silly”…..you don’t do him justice. What a mess his country is dealing with…God help the USA and The U.K.
Seriously? Denim? WTF???? The world has gone crazy!
So…I have an opportunity to visit my son in prison. He did not put me on the list….but two of his sons declined. I do not wonder why my partner and I are still together for 47 years. I’ve not had any contact with my son for more than 5 years….do I dare attempt it?
DR – YES. Please go. There is the chance that going will lead to something positive. A chance you shouldn’t miss out on. Please go, unless you think he won’t see you. xoxo