Let’s Say You’re Missing a Leg

let's say you're missing a legYou can imagine my delight at finding these wonderful trousers at the super edgy, superbly curated fashion site Ssense.com.

Mid-rise. Four-pocket styling. Single cropped leg. Zip-fly. Partially lined. Tonal hardware.

“Single cropped leg.” Roger that. No explanation necessary! Here’s another view:

lets say youre missing a legSo good.  All eyes will be on you, hopefully. It’s a casual look, and quite breezy on the one leg, but you can upgrade for a more formal look by getting the nicely proportioned matching jacket.

lets say youre missing a legFor some reason, I think the trousers would be better for a one-legged person, don’t you? Instead of leaving that poor exposed leg to just hang there so vulnerably, a one-legged person would look great, without having to to take it to a tailor. I feel the same way about the popular one-armed look in dresses and tops. I just don’t feel good about the bared limb.

Let’s say you’re Dan Cooper, a guy who is currently featured on a reality show in the UK, living in a house with 4 other “extraordinary” people. Evidently, viewers don’t have much sympathy for Dan, who had his leg chopped off in order to feel “whole.”

let's say you're missing a leg

Dan has BIID, and suffered for many years with the affliction of having one too many legs. Interestingly, this appears to be an extremely British disorder. There’s a great documentary somewhere that spends time with a few of these guys and they are all British. A Scottish surgeon got in trouble for amputating healthy legs, even though he was just trying to prevent his patients from seeking a potentially life-threatening back alley solution to their being bipeds.

Be that as it may! Dan is now a TV personality and people will just have to learn to accept him. Thank god that fucking leg isn’t tormenting him any more. But how good would he look in those mid-rise, partially lined pants at Ssense?

I’m just saying.

 

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10 Responses to Let’s Say You’re Missing a Leg

  1. David Duff says:

    Well done, ‘Big Sis’, there has been a very disappointing dearth of April Fool jokes today but I knew I could rely on you!

  2. Suspended says:

    I don’t even know what to say about these. You’ve got it covered.

    Are we ignoring these?

    https://www.ssense.com/en-us/women/product/y-project/navy-denim-panties/3458529

  3. Sisty says:

    You’re such a whiner! They TOLD you that those pants had “tonal hardware” — why can’t you ever be satisfied?!

  4. Sister Wolf says:

    David Duff – Oh, you big silly!

    Suspended – I think we should ignore. The whole world has registered its displeasure, as if they’d never seen a denim atrocity before. Such low-hanging fruit, right?

    Sisty – Hahahahahahhahahahahaha

  5. andra says:

    It’s deja vu all over again.

  6. DR says:

    David Duff is more than a “big silly”…..you don’t do him justice. What a mess his country is dealing with…God help the USA and The U.K.

  7. DR says:

    Seriously? Denim? WTF???? The world has gone crazy!

  8. DR says:

    So…I have an opportunity to visit my son in prison. He did not put me on the list….but two of his sons declined. I do not wonder why my partner and I are still together for 47 years. I’ve not had any contact with my son for more than 5 years….do I dare attempt it?

  9. Sister Wolf says:

    DR – YES. Please go. There is the chance that going will lead to something positive. A chance you shouldn’t miss out on. Please go, unless you think he won’t see you. xoxo

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