Mike Pence: What A Fucking Cunt!™

mike pence is a fucking cunt

Mike Pence makes me want to be a Black Panther.

He is everything I hate about white Christian middle America. Smug, intolerant, superior, small-minded, sanctimonious and full of shit.

God, what a cunt.

He looks and acts like a 50’s era dad who always knows best. Or he could also be a TV Evangelist, so ready is he to lie his ass off with almost palpable relish and a straight face.

His effusive praise of Donald Trump is particularly offensive. Are we supposed to believe he thinks Trump is a great guy and a genius? Watching people like Mike Pence and Kellyanne Conway sell their souls so cheaply is just fucking repugnant.

Let Mike Pence adopt every orphan and crack baby in the whole world! Then he can talk about reproductive rights and his Lord’s love for the unborn.

My favorite quote from the debate Tuesday night is his defense of Trump’s position on Mexican immigrants: “He said some are good!

Replace Mexican immigrants with Jews or blacks in that equation if you can’t see how absurdly racist it is.

The only thing worse than that fucker Pence is his grotesque, sociopath running mate.

We need to get this over with before we all have ulcerative colitis.

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8 Responses to Mike Pence: What A Fucking Cunt!™

  1. Michael West says:

    Yup.. well said. Keep hammering..

  2. Connie* says:

    I love that you’ve trademarked this. And where was the information on his adorable gay conversion program? Keep it up, Sister!

  3. Jeff A. says:

    Your liberal high standards of tolerance is on full display.

  4. David Hendrickson says:

    Jeff A. And your utter ignorance of the English language is on display. Ever hear of subject-verb agreement?

    “… standards… is”?

    I guess not.

  5. Madam Restora says:

    You have a such a beautiful economy of words. You can pack a real punch, sister. Love your work. x

  6. Madam Restora says:

    And….Jeff A, are you referring to ‘high standards of tolerance’ as a criticism?

  7. Jim Marbury says:

    Jeff A, like many CONservatives, confuse being a coward with being tolerant.

    That’s a mistake.

  8. Kellie says:

    It gets more ridiculous by the day. I dont know if you are watching the new season of South Park or not. You should be. Its the most insightful and accurate depiction of everything going on.
    Caitlyn Jenner with her wonky face trying to speak is an added bonus.
    Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich.
    Your vote counts!

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