It’s official: Monkeys are the new black. The earrings above are sold out at net-a-porter, even though they just appeared on the website. Shit! Time waits for no man at net-a-porter.
This monkey necklace is also sold out! You’ve just saved $1,220. Net-a-porter says: Amedeo’s monkey cameo is a wonderfully unique adornment. Wear it to lend antique appeal to summer tops and skirts.
I could argue that nothing would lend antique appeal to “tops and shorts” unless they were made in the 19th century but why bother.
Start curating your monkey-themed crap asap! Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
There are over 1500 items listed in handmade jewellery on etsy!
A monkey locket- http://www.etsy.com/listing/71536565/locket-laughing-monkey-vintage-necklace
Here’s a sweet monkey necklace that’s made of vintage parts – also, on etsy!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/68004176/necklace-monkey-ivory-ooak?nc=1
You could just throw your own poo and save yourself the time
Baboon arses!
Sister Wolf, this is why I love you – I’m old and don’t know shit about shit and I learn so much when I visit here! Monkey jewelry, horse teeth necklaces, shoes I would never ever have been exposed to, and I don’t know what all. Always enlightening.
This truly is monkey business xx
When I was a wee thing, I went to see the Monkey’s Paw at the local theater, up in T O. The film scared the bejesus out of me. I’ve had nightmares where I was trying to find the monkey that lost its paw and give the paw back. Where am I going with this? I get creeped out by anything that has to do with monkeys, other than real monkeys.
The gist of the monkey’s paw is that the possessor may have three wishes; however, those wishes usually end up in a tragedy of some sort. There’s only one wish you can wish for that will not end up in tragedy; sort of like the riddle of the Sphinx.
$1,220 for the ‘privileged’ of wearing a cameo of a monkey timing itself taking a dump. Added bonus, it looks like it was carved by a monkey.
Shoot I just threw out all my Curious George jewellry
I’m beginning to see how many priceless tresures I’ve donated to Goodwill.
In honor of Curious George, I’ll become the “woman” in the yellow hat.
Two jewelry posts in a row? It’s clear you don’t want me here.