More Fun With Trig and Whoever is His Mom

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As we all know, Mrs. Palin is not really Trig’s mother, but now the word is that even Bristol isn’t his real mom!

Trig Truthers are going berserk, in the wake of Levi’s public statement that Trig isn’t Bristol’s baby. One of the foremost anti-Palin blogs, The Immoral Majority, states that the secret of Trig’s birth is EVEN WEIRDER! If you read the comment thread there, you will discover several wonderful conspiracy theories regarding Trig’s parentage, including the following:

1. Trig is the result of an affair between Levi’s mother Sherry and Todd Palin. Ooooooh! If only!
2. Trig is the result of an affair between Sherry and Track Palin, who was subsequently hustled off into the army.
3. Trig is the child of some unwed mother who was acquired by Mrs. Palin in anticipation of the VP campaign.

There are plenty of other convoluted stories, many of which include the notion that Bristol was indeed pregnant but had an abortion on a trip to New York with Mrs. P. Bristol’s mysterious absence from school and her bulging belly (in dated photos) help to lend credence to this part of the story. Beyond that, the possibilities are endless.

Andrew Sullivan has been a stubborn Trig Truther since the beginning, and now he’s back on board, pointing out the discrepancies in Mrs. P’s latest version of how she learned of Trig’s Down Syndrome.   The right wing will mock him again, but it’s great to see he’s still on the case.

All I know for sure is that the story of Mrs. Palin’s wacky secret pregnancy is another one of her stupid self-serving lies, and if that bitch is Trig’s mother, I’m the Queen of Sheba.

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18 Responses to More Fun With Trig and Whoever is His Mom

  1. Bonkers. Look I still can’t believe anyone would name their child Bristol after the city in the South West of England. Particularly as Bristols are also cockney rhyming slang for breasts. Bristol city = titties (a really rubbish British word for breasts) and therefore the slang is Bristols.

  2. David Duff says:

    Possibly, your Majesty, but not probably!

  3. Style Spy says:

    Wait. Hang on, I’m confused. Is Trig the ill-advised child of Sarah Palin, or the ill-advised child of her teenaged daughter? I can’t keep them straight because they don’t have real names…

  4. Mark says:

    I’m sticking with Todd as Trig’s father and Bristol as Trig’s mother.

  5. Andra says:

    Who is Mercede and why doesn’t she have an “s”?

  6. OMGGMAB says:

    This subject is so old. Would the person who sold Sarah that baby please stand up?

  7. This is my first and last rant about SP. I spent all of my childhood in Alaska–I’m an Air Force brat. Alaska was a the most liberal state in the country when I lived there. The word “God” was never mentioned. The building of the Trans Alaska Pipeline brought the Sarah Palin’s into this beautiful state. Wasilla was once a tranquil fishing town. I spent many summers there. Now it’s the meth capitol of the state. Sarah Palin has done more harm to women, wives, mothers, daughters, sisters–you name it, there is no line she will not cross in the name of self promotion. I would love to think that people consider her a joke, but I live in the very conservative state of Texas, and I still see SP bumper stickers–truly, it makes me want to vomit! Surely the public is going to wake up one day and see her for what she truly is–a self promoting asshole that had no problem selling her daughter out in the hopes of being VP of our country.

  8. Sister Wolf says:

    Make Do – I love Cockney slang but I didn’t know that one!

    David – Ha, wait and see!

    Style Spy – The Truthers actually call Trig and Tripp T1 and T2 to keep them apart.

    Mark – Yep, makes sense to me. OR, Levi and Mercede.

    Andra – It’s Levi’s sister. The spelling is poignant, isn’t it?

    Alicia – Snickering can be so pleasurable, right?

    OMGGMAB – Amen.

    Judy – Why the last?!?!?!? Spread the word! She’s sold out her entire family, and she’d sell out the whole country “without blinking,” remember? Your voice is needed to out that crazy bitch. I will even send you a PAP Smear button if you like,

    http://www.godammit.com/2008/09/08/pap-smear-official-business/

  9. Aja says:

    Well said, Judy Aldridge.

  10. This family’s saga just gets weirder and weirder…
    Let’s hope the baby controversy can put an end to any 2012 or beyond presidential ambitions and set Sarah on her true path as a reality TV star.

  11. I promise to rant some more about this moron–I’m pretty certain that Carrie Prejean is her secret love child.

  12. Jenny Dunville says:

    I’ll jus betcha that cute little Levi knows what’s really going on here.

  13. Steve says:

    Umm, Judy, what do you think Obama is? A biigger self-promoter in politics I’ve not seen.

    And how exactly has Mrs. Palin done harm to you gender?

    Good Grief!

  14. cker says:

    SP is a woman that is so self involved and self centered that she will stop at nothing to further her own selfish interests-whatever they be for the day. She takes women back over 100 years with her pro-life and abstinence stance. She is so self absorbed she doesn’t take the necessary time to educate herself enough to form an intelligent thought and articulate that thought to the media -on any subject. She will use anyone and anything to bring attention to herself, even at the expense of her own family. SP flaunts her ignorance like an accessory. She substitutes intelligence for brashness and lies. The big question is what does SP bring to the table to HELP women?

  15. Aimee- WTF! says:

    Trig was purchased on the black market to cover an abortion.

  16. I agree! And I could not have said it any better! Keep up the good work my friend.

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