The Holy Grail or Damn Near


Aren’t these jeans from Karmaloop breathtaking?!   I would wear them just to acquire a nice diamond-shape pattern on my legs. Or to impress my friends with the little blobs of fat that stick out through the holes.

Nothing cheers me up like a browse through the wonderland that is Karmaloop. Complete this sentence:

These jeans would be great for —————————.

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33 Responses to The Holy Grail or Damn Near

  1. curlyde says:

    …growing roses & ensuring my “lady garden” remained florally fragrant at all times?

  2. Romeo says:

    maiming people made out of velveeta.

  3. deja pseu says:

    …hookers in winter.

  4. Kate says:

    organizing the mail by level of sexiness, obv. w/ sexiest nearest crotch.

  5. jools says:

    modest types getting leg tattoos.

  6. natalea hell says:

    Rumi ¬¬

  7. annemarie says:


  8. Paula says:


  9. WendyB says:

    I adore the use of “breath-taking” in regards to very ugly things.

  10. honeypants says:

    …an extreme sunburn, which would lead to peeling in a scaled pattern for a more reptilian look. This will be necessary in the future, for camouflage, once the rept-aliens take over earth.

  11. sonja says:

    encouraging anyone and their dog that they can design fashion and get away with it.

  12. Alana says:

    Taking the attention away from Lindsay Lohan’s, bony cracked out face.

  13. waffles for everyone.

  14. marmalde wombat says:

    ew ew ew. like meat being sqeezed through the little holes of a mincer

  15. David Duff says:

    Storing garlic cloves or onions.

  16. hammie says:

    Draining spaghetti xx

  17. dust says:

    ……… subtle ventilation, cos’ that’s what Ladies do, too.

  18. Susan says:

    Scaring the neighbours (unless they have some too, in which case invest in a pet python)

  19. Mark says:

    They are breathtaking.

    They would be good for a Tucson hooker’s night out at Olive Garden and the movies (‘Love Happens’) with the girls.

  20. Ann says:

    Taking the attention off one’s ugly face.

  21. Jill says:

    Not having to shave my whole leg…just little diamonds here and there.

  22. alittlelux says:

    hannibal lector party platter? perfectly plump leg triangles! slice it right off the bone!

  23. alittlelux says:

    ah boo… i meant hannibal lectEr…

  24. Moda says:

    I’m with arline.

  25. OMGGMAB says:

    S & M

  26. wearing with my string vest!

  27. for filtering out small fish just like the mighty baleen whale does!

    do i win something?

  28. a trip in a time machine back to the eighties for a good ol medieval metal show.

  29. Sister Wolf says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! God, Karmaloop should use your comments to sell these pants! Keep em coming, you people is hilarious!!!! xoxo

  30. Jenny Dunville says:

    wearing in the tanning bed & then not wearing at all.

  31. TheShoeGirl says:

    These would be great if you forgot to bring something to the company potluck- “I’ve brought little muffins. I’ve just set the tray in my lap here…”

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