Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End

Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska.

That’s right, she wouldn’t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We assume she did, but she stood on principle and wouldn’t say. She did say the secret ballot is one of the “cool” things about the U.S.

Hahaha! She can’t tell the truth about anything. God, I almost love her.

Goodbye, you stupid bitch. Close the door behind you. Let’s let Honeypants have the last word, since she found this beautiful picture that encompasses the entire story of Mrs. P.

‘HA! That same liberal Jew co-worker just got back from knocking on doors all morning in Hollygrove (the neighborhood of NOLA where Lil Wayne is from), and he said some old black man was crying and said “I never thought I’d live to see the day when a young white man came knocking on my door to tell me to vote for the young black man.” ‘

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42 Responses to Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End

  1. Wordsmith says:

    That is one hellified picture!

    As for – forgot for a sec – oh, the quote from the elderly black man, almost made me cry.

  2. enc says:

    I’m on the edge of my seat. I hope the door slams her in the butt on the way OUT.

    I wish the Prop H8 numbers would come in.

  3. HelOnWheels says:

    Right now I’m feeling cautiously optimistic and extremely nauseous. I think I need to get drunk and pass out and wake up to a new America. Don’t know if I can take watching the results in this emotional state.

  4. Honeypants says:

    Me, I’ve got a magnum of Pinot Noir, an insatiable boyfriend, and my co-worker’s awesome story to get me through the night!!!

  5. Honeypants says:

    WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hells yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Honeypants says:

    Is it just me or do Palin’s earrings look like clip-ons? Is she THAT prudish? whatevs, cunt. GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!

  7. Bex says:

    Did you guys see the scene at Grant Park!! Holy shit, it was like a rock concert!!!

  8. Sister Wolf says:

    FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and plus, I saw her lip quiver when Grandpa thanked her. It’s heaven on earth tonight.

    Yay for us!! xoxo

  9. Honeypants says:

    She was crying! And her right earring was totally sliding up her ear!

  10. Mark says:

    Ding dong the witch is dead!

    Thanks to everyone who has posted and made me chuckle during the painful election. Thanks especially to Sister Wolf, angel on earth. I love you.

  11. Sister Wolf says:

    I love you too! Wasn’t it beautiful?!

  12. cybill says:

    I came straight here after I heard the news, isn’t it fantastic?!!! No more Palin, what a relief.
    Congratulations to Mr Obama and of course to all of you.

  13. Sister Wolf says:

    Thank you, Cybill!!!!!!! xoxo

  14. Honeypants says:

    I know! I was crying during Obama’s acceptance speech! I’m so happy, I can’t even convey it. Hurray!!! I love you all! And SW, it’s time to start talking about fall footwear!!!

  15. ash says:

    wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
    Yes we did, motherfuckers, yes
    we
    did!
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo

  16. Mark says:

    Fashion Please!

    But can we take a moment to say a big FUCK YOU to California for prop 8! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU and YOU AND YOU!

    Even that can’t detract from my joy, though! Now, let’s get back to fashion and celebrity douche bags. Olsen Twin plastic surgery? Anyone?

  17. Sister Wolf says:

    God damn right, we did! xoxoxo

  18. Sister Wolf says:

    Oh shit, Mark, I didn’t know…..Stupid fuckers. Don’t worry, we WILL overcome. Let the Celebrity Douching begin!

  19. hammiesays says:

    god bless you all, everyone.

  20. Sister Wolf I love you and think you have saved the world – oh and honeypants too plus anne- marie et al!! For once I can say without a touch of irony God Bless America.

  21. David Duff says:

    “Only this one: Lord [Obama] is precise;/ Stands at a guard with Envy; scarce confesses/ That his blood flows; or that his appetite/ Is more to bread than stone.

    Hence shall we see/ If power change purpose, what our seemers be.”

    Should be an interesting four years to come. I wish him well, if only out of my own very well-developed sense of self-interest!

  22. Juri says:

    The Cunt is gone! The nightmare is over! No more gotchas, betchas or those doggone plumbers and hockemymoms. At least for now.

    “I’m hoping, praying and believing that John McCain and I will be elected”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    You should have prayed harder, bitch.

  23. OMGGMAB says:

    Thanks for the wonderful diversion during this painful election season. It is good to know that others around this country, and indeed the world, could see Grandpa and Church Lady for who they were (liars) and President Elect Obama for who he is (a man of integrity who believes in our ability to wrought change)! Our mutual “interests” made this all bearable!

    Yes, the scene from Grant Park was absolutely lovely! I was sad not to be in my home town for the greatest acceptance speech since JFK. The city could not have looked more beautiful with the full complex of her diverse population standing in communion to welcome their elected leader, Barack Obama! It doesn’t get better than that!

    Thanks PAP Smear members and Sister Wolf for bringing this altogether.

    And now onto saving Bristol and the fashion challenged, myself included!

  24. Lady K says:

    Even over the water I am breathing a sigh of relief. Thank fuck for that, good work all!

  25. sleepy says:

    Cracking news! Blinding result!
    Well Done America! Well Done!

  26. Well that was good fun, once I got over the nerves.

    Also too, well done to all of you who voted. Especially the smurf-coloured ones among you. It was an important victory with big implications.

    Also three, have you fed Patrick down in the cellar this whole time, or did you forget him when the heady rush of PAP Smear power first started coursing through your veins? Come along now Sister, it’s time for him to come back topside…

  27. Tobi Lynne says:

    I’ve spent the last 12 hours sobbing tears of joy … I can’t remember ever being so proud of the American people. Well done, kids!

  28. annemarie says:

    I never wanted to live in America. But last night made me love this godforsaken country more than I ever thought I could. Everyone on the street was smiling, cars were honking, people were hugging each other.

    That a handsome young guy with relatively little experience could take on John “I-was-in-a-box-for-four-years” McCain and his bible-thumping side-kick, that a guy with an AFRICAN father, a fucking MUSLIM African father, could win the presidential election in a country where only 20% of people have passports and wary of “foreigners”….it is unbelievable, it is wonderful.

    Have we almost returned to those days when America was cool and America was good? When people who traveled didn’t say they were Canadian when asked where they were from? When in movies the words “don’t shoot, I’m an American” could save your life, plausibly?

    Maybe the US is still a big capitalist machine and maybe insurance companies will still be the ones to benefit from federal healthcare, but the whole culture and national psyche entered a beautiful metamorphosis last night.

    A NEW DAY IN AMERICA!!! For Real!

    And Prop 8 will come again!
    (Marriage over-rated anyway)

  29. Wooooooo Hoooooooo!!!!!!
    Our campaign succeeded!
    Can you believe it?
    Now Palin can head back to Wasilla (or her own reality TV show).

  30. OMGGMAB says:

    Let’s all meet in Washington on Inauguration Day! We can change our slogan from “Patriots Against Palin” to “Patriots Advancing Pluralism”. President Obama needs our support!

  31. It’s still almost surreal, I can’t get rid of the goosebumps, and I’ve never been so proud to be an American.
    I love the election day stories – a colleague voted at 6am in Brooklyn, said there was a line down the street, bodegas packed with everyone buying coffee for each other, and the first voter out was a 50ish black woman who got there at 5am. Everyone cheered, and she went down the line shaking everyone’s hand. Congratulations to everyone, we did it!

  32. honeypants says:

    Wow fashion herald, what a great story! It gave me goosebumps too! I know, it’s fantastical. Totally unreal. I drive through Hollygrove on my way to work every day, and I wanted to honk and shout Obama! out the window at everyone, but I didn’t. They would have been thinking “Crazy white girl??!!?” I smiled at everyone I saw though. What a GLORIOUS day to be an American!

  33. David Duff says:

    “a man of integrity who believes in our ability to wrought change”

    Alternatively, an untried, untested, smooth-talking product of Chicago machine politics who is now, for the first time in his political life, going to have to choose, and in doing so, is bound to disappoint and/or antagonise some of his erstwhile friends and supporters.

    “Stick around, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet!”

  34. HelOnWheels says:

    Hey Duff-us,

    “for the first time in his political life, going to have to choose, and in doing so, is bound to disappoint and/or antagonise some of his erstwhile friends and supporters.”

    How is that different from any other politician or political campaign? Somebody is always disappointed, not all promisses are kept. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

  35. David Duff says:

    ‘HelOnWheels’,
    It wasn’t *me* implying that Obama’s election was the equivalent of the second coming of Christ and that he was possessed of the powers of ET having just succeeded in overthrowing Lucifer and all works, but the rather excited and excitable readers here. I was just trying to inject a note of realism and caution and as we appear to be like-minded (dread thought!) perhaps you should help. Honestly, it’s such a burden trying to help people the way I do.

  36. HelOnWheels says:

    Actually, Duff, we are not like-minded at all (thankfully for me!). I’m one of the excited readers on this board and I’m enjoying the feelings of joy and camaraderie and pride that I’m experiencing right now. Since we are not like-minded, and since I do not believe that you’re really “trying to inject a note of realism” but are merely being an ass, I have no desire or interest in “helping” you. And, I don’t recall anybody here asking for your so-called help. There, your burden is lifted.

  37. OMGGMAB says:

    You know David, we questioned your presence here before, told you what our mission was and why we blog here. You apparently are not happy sticking with those who are like minded to you, yet I am baffled why you show up here to attempt to take away our joy at what we consider a victory. I respect that this is not your victory. So go commiserate with your friends and then pull yourself up by your bootstraps to support the administration that a majority of American’s elected. Obama has never said that he will single handedly bring about change. Perhaps you missed the phrase “OUR ability to wrought change.” That means me, you, every American. Now that is realism.

    And by the way, no religious or other analogies to entities real or imaged were used. Perhaps you are hallucinating (or should be.)

    Enough said.

  38. honeypants – hahaha, exactly, dorky white bleeding heart liberal girl wanted to shake the hand of every ethnic minority I passed on the street today! And hey, we EARNED this one, let us bask in the joy of victory well deserved. At least for a couple days.

  39. annemarie says:

    Yeah Duff, fuck off.

    Nobody implied that Obama was a Messiah.

    But his election was tremendously healing in so many ways.

    It’s a real shame you can’t see that.

    Kindly pour your bile elsewhere, fuckwit.

  40. cker says:

    Duff you fucktard! Go commiserate with your cronies. You don’t have the power or the ability to dampen the hopes and dreams of those that have blogged here and found support during a trying time in our country’s history. It is the simple minds of people of your ilk that have brought us to the present state in this county that we all so enjoy – war, financial collapse, devastating foreign policies… Obama has the most daunting of tasks before him of any president since Abe Lincoln. The past 8 years have been wrought with inconceivable destruction brought about by greed, lies, and deceit. President Elect Obama has the integrity, wisdom, and heart to lead us out of the hell we are in. He has stirred the hopes and dreams of so many people around the world and you question his ability before giving him a chance.Kiss my white ass!

  41. Sister Wolf says:

    Ah, what beautiful words have been written here!

    Let us be civil to Mr. Duff, who has the courage to post his opinion here, as I’ve done at conservative blogs (where I’ve been called ‘the devil’ and worse!)

    We are SO FUCKING AWESOME, let’s just admit it. We have done our small part to help change history and we all know how amazing this is. We have witnessed a miracle! Our national nightmare is finally over.

    Who knew it would be so thrilling to envision a Black family in the White House! I love Barack Obama more every day.

    Every racist conservative can not only kiss my ass, too, but furthermore, they can suck my fucking dick.

  42. David Duff says:

    Duff’s Law: The ferocity of response from those who habitually use vile and violent language is inversely proportional to the mildness of any criticism they experience.

    Reading the thread above, Q.E.D., I suggest!

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