Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win.

Now, to add to Piper’s spinning head, there seems to be new Trig.   This is not the Trig Mrs. P paraded around at the RNC.

Did she swap Trig for this new model to distract us from Piper’s spinning head? To tell you the truth, I don’t know what this bitch is up to, after reading an extensive expose of her affiliation with a super-crazy element of Christian extremism called the   New Apostolic Reformation theology.   An arm of this movement is the Spiritual Warfare network, and let’s just say it’s beliefs are truly koo-koo for coco-puffs.   You can bone up on it here or you can just plan to stay far away from Alaska once she returns to carry out her plan of destroying all its endangered species and finding a way to create nuculer energy our of special needs kids.

If you’d like to see her lies debunked about wanting to be a Friend to special needs kids, go here.

An article in the Sunday New York Times is already online, outlining the shifting narratives of Grandpa’s campaign, and recounting his first private meeting with Mrs. Palin at his ranch in Arizona. One can only imagine them playing footsie as they drank their mugs of coffee and regaled each other with tales of their mavericky ways.

Pap Smear, I have taken some ‘medication” prescribed for me by the lord and it’s time to go and worship at the church I call My Freezer, where the sacriment of Banana Nut Ice Cream awaits me.   Sleep tight.

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18 Responses to Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win.

  1. hammie says:

    I dunno, I think he has had a little back-combing is all. Looks like the start of a ‘hive.

  2. jools says:

    Did he double in size?! That’s scarier than squirrels.

  3. enc says:

    It’s all too horrible for words.

  4. Mark says:

    Wait! Is that really supposed to be the same drugged out sack-of-potatoes that was at the convention? What the fuck is going on?

  5. annemarie says:

    Oh my god. If Trig can grow that big in a matter of weeks, then I need Bristol’s tittie right now!

  6. Suebob says:

    ‘da hell? Trig was a 5 month old baby 6 weeks ago…this is a toddler. Did anyone think no one would notice??

  7. Juri says:

    I wonder how many different Trigs the Palins are hiding in their basement? Let’s see how big the next week’s Trig has grown. He’ll probably carry both Palin and Grandpa around the stage and plead “vote for mummy” in fluent Alaskan ga-ga.

    Did the RNC buy those special needs campaign babies for them or did they make them themselves? I betcha most of the $150000 clothing budget did not go to clothes at all, unless you consider a collection of babies a clothing / accessory line.

    Also, the new Trig looks awfully lot like Donald Trump! Is he the real father of this one?

  8. Sister Wolf says:

    Hammie, his face is not the same!

    Jools -It’s a replacement Trig!

    enc, I know.

    Mark -YOU TELL ME!

    annemarie -Anything can happen when Satan’s involved.

    Suebob, are we supposed to be blind?!

    Juri – This version of Trig sure doesn’t look like Todd. But now I’m scare of him. Maybe he eats the beluga whale??

  9. I’m worried for the people of Alaska and don’t worry about the real Trig he’s with Jan.

  10. Sister Wolf says:

    Make do -OH RIGHT! I forgot! thanks, Jan!!

  11. OMGGMAB says:

    I’ve been saying from the start that I am sure that Spalin bought that baby. Now she’s bought another! Does she think we are morons? Oh forgot, apparently some people are morons, as they plan to vote for her.

    And one more thing, no way she could have time to breast feed a baby to that size while on the campaign trail. This baby thing is just too weird and it’s amazing that the media hasn’t picked up on the obvious discrepancies.

    We must keep investigating until we know the truth! PAP Smear warriors v. Spiritual Network!

  12. Honeypants says:

    Not to spoil the fun, but are we sure that it’s supposed to be Trig? And not some other special needs baby out there she’s holding for a photo op?

  13. Juri says:

    You’ve got a point there, Honeypants. Let’s singalong: “She’s got the whole special needs world in her hand… at least until the cameras are gone.”

    Or could it be that the same prayer warriors that killed Mother Theresa with their prayers and caused that huge Mt. Everest avalanche have also prayed for baby Trig to grow big and strong like Goliath in the bible. The bigger he is the better he can help Todd bully all those bad people that Mrs. Palin wants out of Alaska.

  14. Sister Wolf says:

    FYI, This Trig is Trig, but not the Original Trig (OT).

    So. Where is OT?! This is the latest cover-up. And I’m getting worried about Willow. What are they doing with Willow? Impregnating her? Getting her tubes tied? Lobotomy?

  15. Juri says:

    This is what Baby Trig looks/sounds like when he grows up

    Baby Trig All Grown Up

  16. Bex says:

    “….planetary-level demon spirit blocks prayers of Catholics from reaching Heaven and whose top members boast of possibly having helped kill Mother Theresa through prayer-warfare.”

    She’s linked to these whack jobs…and she might possibly be one of our leaders????? GOD HELP US ALL!!! RUN FOR COVER!!!!

    I’m thinking of loitering near Grant Park on the night of the election…I think I will be too poor to attend the Obama party, so close proximity to the whole shebang will have to do.

  17. Wordsmith says:

    I found this stumbling around the Internets after typing in some letters in ‘The Google.’

    It’s a picture of Trig Palin taken in Alaska a month and some ago. He’s actually awake. AND not only has he grown but he’s got more hair. Maybe this is the Decoy Trig.

  18. meladerm says:

    Great post about this. I’m surprised to see someone so educated in the matter.

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