Not Monkey Fur And Yet

I need this goat fur skirt because __________________.

$924 at Shopbop.

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50 Responses to Not Monkey Fur And Yet

  1. Alex says:

    I have a dirty fantasy about being Mrs Tumnus.

  2. Sheri says:

    I’m sick, twisted, and off my meds.

  3. rebecca says:

    I need a new outfit for the furry convention in Vegas next year.

  4. Andra says:

    … my private and personal goat is prematurely bald and her psychiatrist thinks it will help her get over her depression because everybody points and laughs at her when she goes to the mall.

  5. honeypants says:

    It will seriously detract from the fact that I haven’t shaven my legs in 6 weeks.

  6. kelli says:

    My ass gets cold, but not my legs, because I refuse to shave them.

  7. Ann says:

    My ass doesn’t look fat enough already.

  8. annemarie says:

    honeypants! I was about to say the exact same thing! oh how i have missed you….

  9. Sister Wolf says:

    Ann – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be my reason too.

  10. HelOnWheels says:

    My cats already view me as their parent/litter mate/spouse and this skirt will ensure that they’re not mistaken in their perception that we’re related.

  11. Romeo says:

    Trick question. The model is wearing nothing but shoes.

  12. It will divert attention from the fact I can’t be bothered to have a bikini wax

  13. Nicole says:

    because you are referencing the Entered Apprentice from Matthew Barney’s Cremaster Cycle 3 except in “Clueless Goth” fashion!

  14. Esme Green says:

    because my pubic hair needs a soulmate

  15. drollgirl says:

    i want my hips, thighs and ass to look even thicker.

    shit. i am seeing some other chick beat me to a similar comment. oh well.

    have a fab weekend!

  16. OMGGMAB says:

    Because I want to donate it to Bristol Palin for her debut on Dancing with the Stars . She has stated that she won’t be wearing (human) skin baring outfits, but will be donning plenty of animal fur. So this skirt is perfect for her, although I’m sure she’d prefer yak.

  17. arline says:

    because I have truly gone insane.

  18. …because I’m about to audition for Lord Of The Rings.

  19. Ann says:

    My goat fur tube top just doesn’t look right without it

  20. Helen says:

    Because I love goats and dream of shepherding them; sadly, I don’t live close enough to anywhere suitable to shepherd one goat- never mind however many it took to create this beautiful monstrosity! I need to fulfil my outdoorsy dreams somehow- plus imagine how cushioned your arse would feel whilst sitting somewhere hard.├é┬áDreamy!

  21. helen says:

    I’ve been looking for a maxi merkin like forever

  22. RLC says:

    it’s yifftastic

  23. Sonia Luna says:

    I’m planning a break-in at the zoo!

  24. Alex – hahahahahahahaha.
    I would buy this skirt because…it’s the only response I can think of to the news that underage girls can now get bikini waxes. Plus, it’s one less for Sea to curate.

  25. BethUK says:

    I have had a massive, and probably twisted, crush on Mr Tumnus since I was eight.

  26. sam says:

    …it will look great with my Crocs.

  27. Alison Cross says:

    …….I can’t be arsed shaving my bikini line any more.

  28. sonja says:

    …I’m a naked goat?

  29. Hannah says:

    …it would make my entry to the Clueless Goth Style Challenge SO much better

  30. Sofia says:

    Because I got a Brazilian and now I deeply regret it

  31. Cricket9 says:

    It’s not a goat fur skirt! I’m transforming myself into a goat (my dream since I was 3) through 135 surgical procedures; I have still 95 to go, but I’m making a good progress. I have to raise money, because horns have to be 24 carat gold. This is my dream and I’m sticking to it!

  32. Jlynn says:

    my shearling hot pants are in the wash

  33. Suspended says:

    I have a fantasy about being raped by Mr Snuffleupagus

  34. Metrognome says:

    It will help channel my inner satyr.

  35. hammiesays says:

    Because I have been awake all night wondering where I can get a giant merkin

  36. dana says:

    Jlynn—LOLOLOL

    …because I want people to think I spent $9 on my skirt and I will know better.

  37. rosee says:

    My bum doesn’t look big enough

  38. Kellz says:

    so my pubes can have a best friend

  39. Jlynn says:

    I can’t rock my Booty Pop in assless chaps

  40. Jenni says:

    …what else would I wear my Chanel yeti boots with?

  41. I’m starring in an avant garde theatrical production of “Where The Wild Things Are.”

  42. bri says:

    it will make my vagina look smaller.

  43. Aja says:

    if I were a jerk.

  44. Jane H. says:

    I cannot type enough Ha’s…….

  45. Tricia says:

    I’m trying to pick up a hot caveman.

  46. TheShoeGirl says:

    I need this goat fur skirt because I got laser hair removal on my hoo-ha and according to the latest Cosmo, the bush is back.

  47. The Bad Kate says:

    I am CANADIAN…. and winter is coming.

  48. FranklyMyDearIDoGiveADamn says:

    I need this goat fur skirt because I’d like to pet my self in public places.

  49. riennahera says:

    Because everyone can feel like a man for a moment without a sex change. I am sure the model’s calves are nice on a daily basis but here it just looks as if she’d be a transvestite.

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