… my private and personal goat is prematurely bald and her psychiatrist thinks it will help her get over her depression because everybody points and laughs at her when she goes to the mall.
My cats already view me as their parent/litter mate/spouse and this skirt will ensure that they’re not mistaken in their perception that we’re related.
Because I want to donate it to Bristol Palin for her debut on Dancing with the Stars . She has stated that she won’t be wearing (human) skin baring outfits, but will be donning plenty of animal fur. So this skirt is perfect for her, although I’m sure she’d prefer yak.
Because I love goats and dream of shepherding them; sadly, I don’t live close enough to anywhere suitable to shepherd one goat- never mind however many it took to create this beautiful monstrosity! I need to fulfil my outdoorsy dreams somehow- plus imagine how cushioned your arse would feel whilst sitting somewhere hard. Dreamy!
Alex – hahahahahahahaha.
I would buy this skirt because…it’s the only response I can think of to the news that underage girls can now get bikini waxes. Plus, it’s one less for Sea to curate.
It’s not a goat fur skirt! I’m transforming myself into a goat (my dream since I was 3) through 135 surgical procedures; I have still 95 to go, but I’m making a good progress. I have to raise money, because horns have to be 24 carat gold. This is my dream and I’m sticking to it!
Because everyone can feel like a man for a moment without a sex change. I am sure the model’s calves are nice on a daily basis but here it just looks as if she’d be a transvestite.
I have a dirty fantasy about being Mrs Tumnus.
I’m sick, twisted, and off my meds.
I need a new outfit for the furry convention in Vegas next year.
… my private and personal goat is prematurely bald and her psychiatrist thinks it will help her get over her depression because everybody points and laughs at her when she goes to the mall.
It will seriously detract from the fact that I haven’t shaven my legs in 6 weeks.
My ass gets cold, but not my legs, because I refuse to shave them.
My ass doesn’t look fat enough already.
honeypants! I was about to say the exact same thing! oh how i have missed you….
Ann – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be my reason too.
My cats already view me as their parent/litter mate/spouse and this skirt will ensure that they’re not mistaken in their perception that we’re related.
Trick question. The model is wearing nothing but shoes.
It will divert attention from the fact I can’t be bothered to have a bikini wax
because you are referencing the Entered Apprentice from Matthew Barney’s Cremaster Cycle 3 except in “Clueless Goth” fashion!
because my pubic hair needs a soulmate
i want my hips, thighs and ass to look even thicker.
shit. i am seeing some other chick beat me to a similar comment. oh well.
have a fab weekend!
Because I want to donate it to Bristol Palin for her debut on Dancing with the Stars . She has stated that she won’t be wearing (human) skin baring outfits, but will be donning plenty of animal fur. So this skirt is perfect for her, although I’m sure she’d prefer yak.
because I have truly gone insane.
…because I’m about to audition for Lord Of The Rings.
My goat fur tube top just doesn’t look right without it
Because I love goats and dream of shepherding them; sadly, I don’t live close enough to anywhere suitable to shepherd one goat- never mind however many it took to create this beautiful monstrosity! I need to fulfil my outdoorsy dreams somehow- plus imagine how cushioned your arse would feel whilst sitting somewhere hard. Dreamy!
I’ve been looking for a maxi merkin like forever
it’s yifftastic
I’m planning a break-in at the zoo!
Alex – hahahahahahahaha.
I would buy this skirt because…it’s the only response I can think of to the news that underage girls can now get bikini waxes. Plus, it’s one less for Sea to curate.
I have had a massive, and probably twisted, crush on Mr Tumnus since I was eight.
…it will look great with my Crocs.
…….I can’t be arsed shaving my bikini line any more.
…I’m a naked goat?
…it would make my entry to the Clueless Goth Style Challenge SO much better
Because I got a Brazilian and now I deeply regret it
It’s not a goat fur skirt! I’m transforming myself into a goat (my dream since I was 3) through 135 surgical procedures; I have still 95 to go, but I’m making a good progress. I have to raise money, because horns have to be 24 carat gold. This is my dream and I’m sticking to it!
my shearling hot pants are in the wash
I have a fantasy about being raped by Mr Snuffleupagus
It will help channel my inner satyr.
Because I have been awake all night wondering where I can get a giant merkin
Jlynn—LOLOLOL
…because I want people to think I spent $9 on my skirt and I will know better.
My bum doesn’t look big enough
so my pubes can have a best friend
I can’t rock my Booty Pop in assless chaps
…what else would I wear my Chanel yeti boots with?
I’m starring in an avant garde theatrical production of “Where The Wild Things Are.”
it will make my vagina look smaller.
if I were a jerk.
I cannot type enough Ha’s…….
I’ve lost my merkin.
I’m trying to pick up a hot caveman.
I need this goat fur skirt because I got laser hair removal on my hoo-ha and according to the latest Cosmo, the bush is back.
I am CANADIAN…. and winter is coming.
I need this goat fur skirt because I’d like to pet my self in public places.
Because everyone can feel like a man for a moment without a sex change. I am sure the model’s calves are nice on a daily basis but here it just looks as if she’d be a transvestite.