I can’t even remember the last time I found a nice piece of Penis Jewelry! (It was April 2009) But look at this wonderful pin!
It can also be ordered as a pair of earrings in sterling silver or bronze. God, do I want them.
“Each piece is a work of art and no two are exactly alike.”
Of course! We would expect nothing more, or less, from a penis.
Available as singles? One of my female friends has been considering a nose ornament – I told her I had a friend I could check with. Normally I don’t believe in ESP but I guess there are exceptions.
Haha amazing! Where do you find this Sister?!
The petit garcon reveals his crown jewels so frequently that I have begun to associate the penis as an installation and now of course I truly know it is a work of art.
It seems a little floppy to be having the little pearl. I do like the uterus cameos though.
oh god the PUBES. christ alive. oh the humanity etc etc. i don’t know why they horrify me so much but sweet jesus they do.
Please, Sis, please, do not use the word ‘pin’ and ‘penis’ in the same sentence – it makes my eys water!
Or even my ‘eyes’!
I wonder if these come in circumsized, also. And by “come”, I don’t mean…on never mind.
oo penis earrings. Will the pubes tickle my ears?
I bet Sea has one of these.
The pin, I meant….
hmn i feel a bit innocent but i totally thought it was an eggplant at first.
“that’s what she said”?? anyone? no. ok.
I love the pubes on this thing! Hot damn. These comments are so much fun.
I think the pearl is a nice touch, but – could I wear it to work???
Oh my goodness gracious, what WILL they think of next?!
The pearl is an….interesting touch, don’t you think?
Alas, the pubes aren’t doing it for me.
lov the short curlies.
My my, hasn’t anyone had the discerning eye to spot the joke?
Pearl necklace.
I spotted that, JK. 🙂 The pearl thingy is really a clever touch.
I’m having second thoughts about the pubes. They’re stylized enough to be kind of cute.
Oh christ, it’s even blowing a load… A pearly one. Oh boy.
That website offers other um, interesting wears:
http://www.lunaparc.com/anat_and_repro/
Enema bags, colons, fetuses, and more!
And look at the house where this stuff is made:
http://www.lunaparc.com/images/July-2008.jpg
(not gonna lie, I love it)
Jaimi – That’s how I found the penis, while I was looking at the house. I likes the enema bags but not the fetuses. Call me crazy.
uh oh.
http://tinyurl.com/4lhv6yg
I sort of thought you had Style Odyssey. Else why “style” your comment thus. I had thought of, rather than the simple observation, rendering –
“Well if a person’s wearing “Richard” Nixons in each ear – the only possible accessorizing would necessarily be a string of pearls.”
But since Arkies aren’t well known (outside of “Big Smith” overalls fashion) I figured I had to be blatant.
Gawd I love this site.
JK – we did spot the joke, no need to explain, really.
Tee Hee Hee
The best bit is the pearl drop from the tip!
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