Shopbop Trifecta!

“Boyfriend/girlfriend Hipster Leggings.”

$97 – shopbop.

What more could you ask for, besides antlers?

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26 Responses to Shopbop Trifecta!

  1. Sister Wolf says:

    sheri – The diaper is built-in, evidently.

  2. patni says:

    I could ask for the chance to make it to the toilet before the shit actually exited my body.

  3. Jasmin says:

    A bobbed tail.

  4. Lara says:

    a glorious man whose package could fill them out… they are “boyfriend” leggings too, right?

  5. Sister Wolf says:

    Lara – Yes, but he has to be a hipster. Because it says so.

  6. Desiree says:

    Just the thing to disguise a super-jumbo incontinence pad.

  7. Aja says:

    Awful, just awful.

  8. stacy says:

    a fixed gear bike and jeggings?

  9. Sister Wolf says:

    stacy – Hahahaha, what’s with those fucking bikes??

  10. Cat says:

    I think they could come in handy in in the unfortunate times of a yeast infection… lots of breathing room!

  11. Elaine says:

    If there was a jumpsuit version

  12. Tanya says:

    a copy of Infinite Jest could totally fit in there…

  13. Ann says:

    No one could look good while wearing them. No one. And wait – since they are called boyfriend/girlfriend hipster leggings, does that mean they are unisex? The only thing worse than seeing them on a female would be to see them on a male.

  14. helen says:

    I believe these to have been tailor made to cradle the hideously engorged testicle you shared with us earlier.

  15. Kelly says:

    …..they make….drop crotch…leggings…..

    *shudder* the world is about to end.

  16. kate says:

    i live in hipster central and i don’t think most (but maybe some :[ ) people here would wear those. probably mostly because hipsters don’t like to be told they are hipsters, but also because those are really, really, really, really, really ugly.

  17. sam says:

    A decent meal?

  18. candy says:

    ahahahah so funny! that’s not cute.

  19. Suspended says:

    Having just clicked on your Shopbop link (my curiosity for the fact that you have an endless source of ugliness got the better of me) I came to the sudden realization that theses are one of the least ugly pairs of leggings on offer.

    Now that is a sad, sad state of affairs. I’d like to know who does the buying? They have the worst taste in clothes I’ve ever seen, a low which is only surpassed by their taste in shoes.

  20. Kathleen says:

    Why do they have to be a cropped length, too? Not that they’d be so fantastic if they reached her ankles, but the proportion would be better.

  21. chuck n. says:

    a dangling scrotum to fill that shit up.

  22. Hammie says:

    Saves you paying 15 cents for a shopping bag!

  23. Odile Lee says:

    I want the pants. In silver lame. And yes, I would carry my copy of infinite jest in them( what a GOOD idea!!)
    I would wear them with my black pleather bra, white fake point shoes, a kimono, and some kind if huge fabric remnant in silk brocade, wrapped around my head, like the Ballet Russe.
    It would go over a treat at the nappy valley suburban mall I buy my apple chips at or perhaps the mall I work at, filled with civil service zombies.( My work is used to the idea Im a freak, after 4.5 years.)

  24. Odile Lee says:

    Oh, by the way today Im 46.( I love this site. I saw the heading, and went ooh! Then read your comments, and went ahhh! Then read reader comments, and went yay!
    Plus, your a total genius lunatic, love love love youx!

    ps Daphne Guiness is my secret girl crush and who I pretend to be at home trying on clothes.

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