Are your feet big like mine? Are they a US 10 or IT 40? If so, you can buy these awesome Illex Kinni shoes RIGHT NOW for $230, saving yourself $20 from the retail price.
Or! You can buy these fabulous Vivienne Westwood boots, same size, for only $250 plus shipping!
Both of these are UNWORN, waiting in their boxes under my bed for someone who can walk in heels.
Yes, yes, I am a cunt who once bought acquired shoes and lots of other pricey stuff in the mistaken belief that they would make me happy, lovable, and shielded from life’s essential and meaningless horror. Okay?
Now I’m a cunt who needs to try to pay bills.
Contact me at email@example.com if you’re interested. If you’re not, PLEASE don’t tell me why in a comment, unless you want me to kill you or you happen to be Wendy Brandes. Thanks! xoxo