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A long time ago, but not long enough, I met a handsome Cuban artist at a housewarming party. I had just read about the artist in the Los Angeles Times, and I recognized him, which gave him quite a thrill. … Continue reading
This guy will paint your portrait with his penis. I’m sorry!
Vivienne Westwood now offers you the Penis Drop Pendant, for only $138! You could wear it with the Penis Cufflinks, if that’s not too much penis for you.