“This cotton skirt features a camouflage yoke and multicolored, eco-messaged embroidery. Topstitched snap-flap pockets at hip and paint-spattered snap-flap pockets at sides. Hidden zip and snap closures at front. Drawstring at waist and at asymmetrical bottom hem.”
Whatever.
This skirt would look good with ______________.
$253 at Shopbop, by Prps.
looks like they cut the ends off a sleeping bag.
FASHION FORWARD AND CUTTING EDGE.
It looks like they cut the top half off a parka and repurposed the rest.
Don’t shoot me, but I think it might actually work with a t-shirt or something if it wasn’t for the stupid drawstring.
I just wish Gooney would get a proper job and leave show business (ha!) to the experts.
tent pegs.
Danielle – Hahahahahahahaha!
Andra – Poor Goony, they’re making her stand straight and it’s killing her.
That is the kind of thing the “funky” mums wear around here for the school run. With the red birkenstocks or flat maryjanes, for maximum frumptasticness. Very late 90s/turn of the millennium. I think we can expect a lot more of this as the Gen Ys discover the Prada Sport era and its offshoots.
I used to jump out of planes with that skirt on my back, or at least, something very like it!
woah woah woah, no no no.
I like it.
It’s over priced – but hey, not compared with other stuff you’ve had on here.
I know now what was missing from my life! Obviously, eco-messaged (messaged, not massaged, y’all) embroidery!
Ha – yup, that is not nice.
But I love that Sam is sticking her neck out here with a yes vote! It’s scary when eveyone is just:
Yeah!
Yeah!!
Yeah!!!
to your posts
…adult diapers?
Or rather, it would be perfect to wear with your adult diapers because no one would ever suspect!
I had something like this in high school. I’m amazed at how my high school styles are recirculating. Must mean I’m getting old.
What the hell is that!? Not only is the skirt ugly, but those shoes are all wrong for it. Although, I can’t actually picture any shoe that would be right for it.
yuck .. xx
Patent leather knee high spats? 😉
…a ticket to Europe. Pack accordingly, throw it on your back, and you’re ready to hoof the streets of Prague, or whatever is en vogue nowadays.
you could take it off after a camping trip and pack your sleeping bag right back into it! brilliant.
A dead Libian
(if it were 1999)
this skirt is a piece of shit.
I liked the original better – one of the few Alexander Wang pieces I’ve ever seen and loved. What was that, summer 2010? The “football” season. I don’t think the “paint splatters” and camouflage yoke on this ripoff piece are adding value.
oh come on, this skirt is too easy.
some kindling inside the drawstring and a match for your m.r.e.
Kirsten – True, but then they should sell it as a sleeping bag!
Drollgirl – Bingo.
Debbie – Hahahahahahahahha!
… kerosene and a match
Drollgirl – succinct and right to the heart.
Nice one!
This is why I think fashion hates women, like it is mocking us
my eyes closed.
3 words: What The Fuck
This skirt would look good with fuck all, it’s bloody hideous.
Birkenstocks and hairy arm pits.
Totally whatever. Not for my cankles, thank-you-very-much.
a diaper. “Oops! I crapped my pants” skirt now on special for every pack of diapers sold!
…… as a sleeping bag for my cat and his girlfriend.
….finally, something uglier to wear than Birkenstocks…..
NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING, IT SHOULD BE BURNT!
There are too many things wrong with this, I wouldn’t even know where to begin. Actually no, white girl/terrible styling – get this shit off! Get rid of the embroidery and that contrast panel yoke bullshit and maybe a tiny Japanese girl with 68 layers could rock it. Even then, questionable.
fire
Filled with used shopping bags.