The Army Skirt

“This cotton skirt features a camouflage yoke and multicolored, eco-messaged embroidery. Topstitched snap-flap pockets at hip and paint-spattered snap-flap pockets at sides. Hidden zip and snap closures at front. Drawstring at waist and at asymmetrical bottom hem.”

Whatever.

This skirt would look good with ______________.

$253 at Shopbop, by Prps.

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40 Responses to The Army Skirt

  1. alittlelux says:

    looks like they cut the ends off a sleeping bag.

    FASHION FORWARD AND CUTTING EDGE.

  2. Dru says:

    It looks like they cut the top half off a parka and repurposed the rest.

    Don’t shoot me, but I think it might actually work with a t-shirt or something if it wasn’t for the stupid drawstring.

  3. Andra says:

    I just wish Gooney would get a proper job and leave show business (ha!) to the experts.

  4. Danielle says:

    tent pegs.

  5. Sister Wolf says:

    Danielle – Hahahahahahahaha!

  6. Sister Wolf says:

    Andra – Poor Goony, they’re making her stand straight and it’s killing her.

  7. skye says:

    That is the kind of thing the “funky” mums wear around here for the school run. With the red birkenstocks or flat maryjanes, for maximum frumptasticness. Very late 90s/turn of the millennium. I think we can expect a lot more of this as the Gen Ys discover the Prada Sport era and its offshoots.

  8. David Duff says:

    I used to jump out of planes with that skirt on my back, or at least, something very like it!

  9. Joy D. says:

    woah woah woah, no no no.

  10. sam says:

    I like it.
    It’s over priced – but hey, not compared with other stuff you’ve had on here.

  11. Cricket9 says:

    I know now what was missing from my life! Obviously, eco-messaged (messaged, not massaged, y’all) embroidery!

  12. Kate says:

    Ha – yup, that is not nice.

    But I love that Sam is sticking her neck out here with a yes vote! It’s scary when eveyone is just:

    Yeah!
    Yeah!!
    Yeah!!!

    to your posts

  13. Heidi says:

    …adult diapers?

    Or rather, it would be perfect to wear with your adult diapers because no one would ever suspect!

  14. Aja says:

    I had something like this in high school. I’m amazed at how my high school styles are recirculating. Must mean I’m getting old.

  15. Ann says:

    What the hell is that!? Not only is the skirt ugly, but those shoes are all wrong for it. Although, I can’t actually picture any shoe that would be right for it.

  16. TheShoeGirl says:

    Patent leather knee high spats? 😉

  17. Tanya says:

    …a ticket to Europe. Pack accordingly, throw it on your back, and you’re ready to hoof the streets of Prague, or whatever is en vogue nowadays.

  18. kirsten says:

    you could take it off after a camping trip and pack your sleeping bag right back into it! brilliant.

  19. Laetice says:

    A dead Libian

  20. Laetice says:

    (if it were 1999)

  21. drollgirl says:

    this skirt is a piece of shit.

  22. The Bad Kate says:

    I liked the original better – one of the few Alexander Wang pieces I’ve ever seen and loved. What was that, summer 2010? The “football” season. I don’t think the “paint splatters” and camouflage yoke on this ripoff piece are adding value.

  23. kate says:

    oh come on, this skirt is too easy.

  24. Debbie says:

    some kindling inside the drawstring and a match for your m.r.e.

  25. Sister Wolf says:

    Kirsten – True, but then they should sell it as a sleeping bag!

    Drollgirl – Bingo.

    Debbie – Hahahahahahahahha!

  26. Sarah-Rose says:

    … kerosene and a match

  27. Andra says:

    Drollgirl – succinct and right to the heart.
    Nice one!

  28. Erika says:

    This is why I think fashion hates women, like it is mocking us

  29. sheri says:

    my eyes closed.

  30. legsy says:

    3 words: What The Fuck

  31. Zaradoodle. says:

    This skirt would look good with fuck all, it’s bloody hideous.

  32. Winterbird says:

    Birkenstocks and hairy arm pits.

  33. danno says:

    Totally whatever. Not for my cankles, thank-you-very-much.

  34. ann hooker says:

    a diaper. “Oops! I crapped my pants” skirt now on special for every pack of diapers sold!

  35. Deena says:

    …… as a sleeping bag for my cat and his girlfriend.

  36. Kathleen says:

    ….finally, something uglier to wear than Birkenstocks…..

  37. Cami says:

    NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING, IT SHOULD BE BURNT!

    There are too many things wrong with this, I wouldn’t even know where to begin. Actually no, white girl/terrible styling – get this shit off! Get rid of the embroidery and that contrast panel yoke bullshit and maybe a tiny Japanese girl with 68 layers could rock it. Even then, questionable.

  38. Odile Lee says:

    Filled with used shopping bags.

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