Thong strap, zippers, folded cuffs, snaps, fake weaving, six inch heels….what, no kitchen sink?
Remember how in The September Issue, Anna Wintour cringes and says, “We don’t use [the word] bootie?” Ha. Anna, you’re too sensitive. Try saying “Moto Bootie.”
The Lana Moto Bootie by Dolce Vita. $275
fake alexander wang / alexander mcqueen hybrid? oh the horrors!
JESUS WEPT.
I’ve had one of the worst days of my Professional Career and this just makes me angrier.
Who in God’s Own name is designing and manufacturing this Rubbish?
This is an Uglyy Ugly Ugly Shoe.
The World has Quite Clearly, gone Stark Raving MAD.
Meanwhile Some Poor Deluded Person thinks this is Visionary.
It’s visionary!
Moto Bootie, moto Bootie. The name, together with the visuals (not to mention the price) make me nauseous. Does Sea of Sss…hoes have them yet?
Thank goodness, there is always the option to go barefoot.
Wow. Too early in the day to look at these. I’m speechless.
Actually, while most of the kids in the office were busy shipping car paint to Finland today, I was busy deciding “why do I want to put my penis in that shoe?”
Then I realized it looks like a fucking female thing and went “fair enough.”
Why do shoes have to be so complicated now? Why?!
I disagreed with you about the tabi shoes, but I cannot do the same here. This is just fugly (thank you for that word, Fug Girls!) and looks uncomfortable too.
it’s a leather jacket, no, a pencil case, no, it’s a shark – give up, what is it?
I’m going to snarl Moto Bootie at people that piss me off and there’s a few today!
Those have Rumi written all over them.
I think this monstrosity has put me off shopping for shoes for at least the next two months. Who do I have to kill for causing this?
They are extremely ugly, look really unconfortable and are terribly expensive. They just have it all. Great, I wil go on saving money in case I get fired. Please, “designers”, go on with stuff like this and soon I will get my flat paid.
As a professional shoe designer… yaaaa buddy…. I can professionally say that these are awful.
Words cannot describe these things.
Oh, mootie!
LOL @ Faux Fuschia! So much ugly heaped on top of so much bad design.
If these are visionary, they are the kind of vision that Hieronymus Bosch might have had.
ps… i love Bosch’s paintings, i just don’t want to live in his visions or dreams
I was wondering what substance did the creator of that smoke before drawing the designs…
little too much not really loving these….it is like they took something from all the shoes that they love and put it into one…gross!
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