I’m watching the life feed from Ferguson tonight, like I did last night.
Ebola is “vastly” worse than reported. tribal slaughter in Iraq and Syria, Israel vs Gaza, Nigeria kidnappings, drones on Yemen, Robin Williams.
Let us look to these jeans for salvation. They are the ugliest jeans I’ve ever seen in my whole life, I’m pretty sure. There is something magnificent in such ugliness, you can feel the artistic striving for an indelible statement. A statement that transcends all the horror of current events.
These long-rise One Teaspoon pants have an exaggerated, slouchy fit. Heavy fading adds lived-in charm. Hidden elastic bands cinch the waist and ankles.
Right?
And with open-toe stiletto heeled booties, no less.
Whenever you find yourself filled with existential dread or sorrow, look at these jeans. That is my RX for mankind this evening.
The horror!
That is some universally unflattering denim right there.
“Hidden” elastic bands? What poor deluded individual came up with that?
Incontinence jeans.
“hidden” elastic bands bwahahaha.
Thank you for lightening the mood once again, Sister. xoxo
Stonewash is one of the greatest evils this world has ever known.
the color is called “Fiasco”
perfect.
I feel better already…love you sister thanks
This is indeed a dark period of time.
These delightful jeans are exactly what is needed to take the focus off of the current events.
Elastic and denim should never appear in the same sentence.
I wonder how they would look on Kim K – somewhat different methinks eeeeeeek
You are right—those jeans do put Ebola in perspective!
those elastic bands are hidden????
Hideosity!
What is charming about looking like you’ve shit yourself?
Wow! How sexy are those jeans! If only I had a pair, I think I would have a string of men following me up the street, intrigued by my classic style and wondering how they can get into my super sensual, short-legged, saggy pants. Single ladies, if you’re trying to attract a husband, get these strides in every colour!
wow. horror factor eleven!
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