$300 Lipstick, Finally!

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This is what I’ve been praying for: a red lipstick I don’t want!

What a wonderful surprise from Givenchy, the brand of choice for Kim, Kanye, and many other celebrity luminaries. Allow me to fill you in:

French luxury label Givenchy is launching a $300 lipstick in its signature deep red shade in the Le Rouge line, clad in crocodile skin. Limited to only 3,000 pieces, it will be available at Barneys New York starting October. Otherwise priced at only $36, Givenchy’s limited edition Le Rouge gets its staggering price tag from the crocodile skin it’s encapsulated in, patterned on the black and silver tube.

I only hope to meet one of the 3,000 idiots who buy this crocodile-clad piece of shit. Lucky for me that I shot my wad on the stupid Louboutin nail polish!

Okay. I just wanted to share my relief. Now you can go back to what you were doing. xo

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7 Responses to $300 Lipstick, Finally!

  1. Sam says:

    Do crocodiles wear lipstick?
    What’s the connection?

  2. Romeo says:

    How much would people pay for crocodile skin condoms?

  3. Saffron says:

    Ridiculous! I’ll stick to my Besame for twenty quid, thanks.

  4. Blighty says:

    I love the way they tell you it normally only costs $36 – they could have just shouted “Suckers!” Also, just watched your YouTube of the dangerous pointy nail polish, looks lethal. Bxx

  5. So when the lipstick is all used up, what do you do with your $264 lump of croc? Throw it in the bin? Is this what the nouveau riche get up to these days to keep ahead of the pack?

  6. David Duff says:

    Dammit! Now you go on about lipstick and I’m still trying to get those jeans from your previous post up over my Long Johns!

  7. thankfully i look horrible in red lipstick!

    does it come with a secret vile of COCAINE?! christ.

    p.s. at this point, doesn’t everyone pretty much HATE anything kim or kanye like?!

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