Mad Men
Lady Gaga
Twilight
Lanvin for H&M
Social Media
Harmony Korine
Rick Owens
Martin Margiela
Food Trucks
Shearling Jackets
Street Style
Balmain
Anna Wintour
Sports
70s Punk Bands
Etsy
Jane Birkin
Camel Coats
Phoebe Philo
Frassy
Kanye
The Situation
What don’t you care about?
To start with…
Erin Wasson
Motorcyle Boots
Fedoras
Jeffrey Campbell (I’ve learned my lesson!)
Inception
I look forward to reading more lists!
Health, atheists asserting themselves, the end of the war in Iraq, 2012 and Singapore.
Totally agree with Twilight and Lady Gaga. Some of the rest I haven’t even had the chance to take note of, let alone care about. I do happen to like Mad Men though, it enrages me and stops me from taking out my underlying rage on its real-life source: my job. Escapism is truly the way forward.
I couldn’t care less about :
Footballers and their cheating ways
Cheryl Cole
Megan Fox
Justin Bieber (I once caught myself with a song of his stuck in my head and I nearly punched myself in the face)
Fad diets
And I can’t think of much more…they’re already so low down on the “give a shit” radar that they’re practically irretrievable!
Hahahaha – I’m afraid Mad Men is my only downfall on your list! Actually sometimes (ssshh) I really really don’t care about fashion. I don’t care about anything at the moment apart from the petit garcon xx
hahahha! this is brilliant. i agree with all of the above.
Sonic Youth
LOL @ Etsy.
There is a fuck to be given, however, about RegrEtsy
Hmmm. I don’t care about Housewives on TV.
Apart from certain 70s punk bands (great ones, and none that I have ever spotted on an H+M t-shirt design, thank God) and the occasional clothing bargain on Etsy, I agree wholeheartedly with this entire list.
if you’re looking for a chuckle though, here is something I can see myself giving a fuck about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVqmPSKpGbw
I don’t give a fuck about Jersey Shore, The X Factor, football (soccer), Colin Farrel, Cheryl Cole (though I was so hopeful when she got malaria – I loathe that woman), floral print and what’s ‘on trend’, Quentin Tarrantino, diets, Cosmopolitan and any magazine that publishes ‘sex tips to stop him straying’ articles, pretentious ‘fashion’ mags, the ‘new minimalism’, modern feminism.
I agree with you about Lanvin for H&M too, but I have to disagree about gaga and mad men. But hey, that’s just my opinion.
“boho” style
“irony”
The Real Housewives of Wherever
In fact, all reality TV
September issues of fashion magazines
what you think of my lunch
All of The New Housewives…
Jersey Shore
Justin Bieber
Brangelina
Spiedi
Costume Style…aka, Military, Safari, Sailor, etc.
Lonny online mag
manicures
baby pandas
Hey! The Situation is okay….
Fashion Week (and “fall trends”)
Foursquare
the VMAs
Kesha
Tavi
The Sartorialist/Garance Dore
-the pigeon-toed fashion blogger pose
-Snookie
-climate change
-baby showers
-meetings and committees
bloggers who post and repost the same pictures of themselves and other bloggers at lame blogger parties arranged by fashion brands
the new ladylike
capes
zumba
the model with the side-shaved hairstyle, Delall whatsherface
kitten heels
fashion’s night out
Alexander Wang and his cronies
cupcakes
pole-dancing classes
gaming
i-pads-pods-phones
over-hyped films eg. Inception
not that I won’t consume some of these things at all, just have a sense of ennui about it all.
Alexa Chung.
The Biggest Loser
Plaid
Demi Moore
The trapped Chilean miners (I know, I know, I’m awful)
Apple’s latest products
Kanye West
Why the grass won’t grow in this one part of my yard
Peaches Geldof
Chelsea Handler
Justin Bieber
Using sunscreen (I’ll pay for that one in a few short years)
Good God, I could go on and on.
GODAMMIT! Just looked at seas blog… “Sasha Pivorarova–I never follow models but I like to see what she is doing. She is so cool and has such an intelligent face and extraordinary talent.”
The bitch has an intelligent face!?
I can’t do it anymore sister… sea is hopeless
I don’t give a shit about “it” girls, my ex, lady gaga, taylor swift and any and all reality stars/tweens.
On the flip side, I give a shit about all of the culkin brothers, the howl festival this weekend, and blueberry mojitos. seriously, they’re like crack.
What? Harmony Korine is awesome. The chair wrestling scene in Gummo makes up for any of his pretentiousness. I think the real problem is that most of his audience are privileged hipsters who don’t really understand his subject matter.
I agree with all the rest of them though. I think the problem is not so much that they’re boring, but that you feel societally obligated to be interested in them.
Beyonce
Carey Mulligan
Amelie
Shots (Alcoholic, not gunshots)
Cheek kisses
Mad Men (noo way, me too!)
High-heeled shoes
Roomy
Tavi
Twitter
Twilight
Bettie Page wannabes
Mantras
Michelle Obama’s style
siccckkk
Rhianna
my fat ass
everyone’s opinions of my wedding.
Wow, that was totally cathartic, thanks SW! I didn’t read past item five on your list before I made mine..I wonder how many people don’t care about similar things…
vampires
Mad Men
kitten heels
Lady Gaga
New Jersey
housewives
capes
lace
bloggers co-designing anything
fur
leopard print
Marc Jacobs’ book store
clogs
Miu Miu prints
wearing multiple watches
velvet
we’re going to have to chat about Mad Men…
The rest of the list…yeah….(although I’ve always had a fascination for food trucks since I was a student in Philly and it was the only warm food (besides oatmeal) that I could afford. That was years and years and years ago. Not they’re all acting like it’s the greatest invention. Philadelphia RULES!)
Oh, I was going to add about sports – I don’t really care about those either. I now live in DC and every asshole in this town is a freaking triathelete. If I meet another triathelete attorney/lobbyist I might punch someone in the kidneys. Every time I go to my local pool for a little swim it’s like “oh, are you training for the triathalon?” Fuck off!
p.s. I especially agree about Erin Wasson, and add Alexa Chung, the Olsen’s, Kim Kardashian’s ass (seriously. Put. It. AWAY.) and anything with the surname “Geldof” to the list.
But especially Erin Wasson. Erin Wasson can suck my Alexander Wang.
Reality shows
Reality
Talent shows
People who are famous for being well known
Christo-Islamic Facism
Women who praise and want to live in pact with Mother Nature ..but hate men’s sexuality.
Men whose sexuality is parasitic and inspires all these damned vampire shows.. and the women who are attracted to them.
oh god! How could I forget about Beiber!
And I have more!
sports
Kesha
Kanye
Glenn Beck
Brangelina
Tavi, Gala Darling, Rumi
brogues, oxfords, whatever. They’re ugly fucking shoes.
buying some crap at Goodwill that came from Kmart in 2005 and calling it vintage because then it’s okay
ladylike purses
showing off your DSLR camera
swooning over motorcycles
ridiculously expensive t-shirts
Terry Richardson
The Selby
teenagers
I don’t care about most of the items on your list and I haven’t become aware of some of them. I could not possibly care any less about:
Twilight
Reality television
Fall trends that involve costume references
Fashion bloggers (except the few that comment here)
Married friends with “couples complexes”
Vampires
Religion
Harry Potter
People with more money than sense
Urban Fantasy/Modern Magical Fiction (Whateverthefuckitscalled)
Justin Bieber
Rachel Zoe (and her clients)
The Olsens
Demi & Ashton
…I must stop now because this list is much longer than my “I F*CKING HATE WITH A PASSION” list, and that’s extremely long!!
football
facebook
twitter
celebrity endorsements
blogger endorsements (ie. sea of shoes line of shoes, they were awful)
Kim Kardashian and her sisters
reality TV
Alexa Chung and any other English it girl
anything that is ‘in’ or ‘cool’ or ‘on trend’ blah blah blah
Rich women with too much plastic surgery who have TV shows about nothing
Purple clothing
I forgot American Apparel, it’s crap
Agree heartily about Anna Wintour, she seems to a do a job efficiently and successfully, I don’t care if someone thinks she’s “cold”.
Anna Karina, fashion week, your facebook status, Seinfeld, Harry Potter, how much money you have, American Idol, group activities, orientation staff @ colleges, Paris, pastel nailpolish, oversized chambray shirts, sack dresses, the radio, girls who always pose with one hand on their hip in pictures, Mad Men, True Blood, farmville, sxephil….
i know i’m going to think of more as soon as i post this
I’ve reread the list and everyone else’s contribution – I feel a weigh lifting off my shoulder. Perhaps it is the beginning of the end of fawning!
Fashion fawning – I don’t care for it much at all.
Still love Mad Men, I’m staying firm on that one.
Can I add Barneys and project Masthead?
I really don’t care about Snuggies.
Agree with almost all of the above, except: I like Etsy, nothing wrong with kitten heels (KITTEN heels? English is sometimes a bizarre language), and, from time to time, I listen to Lady Gaga songs on the Quebec radio when driving.
I especially don’t care about the “ladylike” fashion that comes back and comes back and comes back once more and never catches, because, really, who wants to be “ladylike”? I blame Mad Men; soon the dudes in the office will expect women to fetch coffee.
Aw I love mad men!
I don’t care about:
Kesha and how she spells her name with a stupid dollar sign
Justin Beiber
megan fox
overtanned skin with super bleached hair
northface jackets
leggings worn as pants
ipads and iphones
overpriced clothing
smoking
religion
clogs
this could go on and on!
the weather
talking about the weather
cars
Bono
who made your shoes
expensive winter sports
Gwyneth Paltrow
celebrity chefs
This post is brilliant.
I’ve recently returned to the Real World from a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…I was there for a long time, and never very interested in pop culture or hype to begin with (starting way back in the 80s with the Madonna craze). So…basically I don’t give a crap about a lot. In regard to certain things, ignorance IS bliss. Here is a short list, just a sampling of Stuff I Do Not Care About:
Lady Gaga (I’m not entirely sure who or what she/it is anyway.
iPads- I’m not entirely sure what those are either.
Anna Wintour, since she turned US Vogue into more of a lifestyle mag.
American football- sports in general
TV. “Reality” TV in particular
Harry Potter movies and books
Those Twilight books and movies- I prefer my vampires a bit more mature, older.
Ditto for True Blood
Celebrities
Pop music
Country music
I don’t give a flying fuck about much of anything, really.
But I am slightly confused about Greg. I like Singapore.
Greg, what do you have against Singapore?
Sister Wolf, I don’t care any of those things either. BUT I would strongly urge you to reconsider your feelings regarding Jane Birkin! Her music is just sooo lovely like 90% of the time. I’ll even send you some. 🙂
^ pardon the dumbarsed smiley face. bad habit of mine.
Carla – that is so true about DC, but if it makes you feel better, they aren’t doing the Ironman. They’ll go jump in the Chesapeake Bay, run 5 miles, and bike 20 and bitch about training for their triathalon next year.
And I’m caring so little about camel coats and hearing about camel coats from fashion editors that it’s pissing me off.
space travel
American Indians
cat shows
Andra – I wondered about Singapore, too. Greg, what’s the story on that??
The Real Housewives of _________.
Food trucks are sometimes worth caring about, particularly how to get the Belgian waffle ones over to Ohio. Someone had to say it about Mad Men. I’m waiting for the Jezebel readers to call them out the way they already do on Housewives-related posts.
I don’t care about Jeffrey Campbell shoes, American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, the atrociously named jeggings, or men who still blame biology for their lack of self-control/self-awareness (sorry, Dexter).
K-Town
Lady Gaga
Anything from Jersey
Justin Bieber
Anyone who’s last name ends in Kardashian