Mad Men
Lady Gaga
Twilight
Lanvin for H&M
Social Media
Harmony Korine
Rick Owens
Martin Margiela
Food Trucks
Shearling Jackets
Street Style
Balmain
Anna Wintour
Sports
70s Punk Bands
Etsy
Jane Birkin
Camel Coats
Phoebe Philo
Frassy
Kanye
The Situation
What don’t you care about?
Hmm…I don’t care about:
what constitutes a “hipster”
“Eat, Pray, Love.”
Jackson Pollock
the military look
I do, however, care about:
gay rights
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (we all need some frivolity, right?)
ethical journalism
my cat
OH GOD! eat pray love, ugh, make it stop.
I fucking love you…
SPORTS
news
anything in vogue
Sea of shoes
tavi
madmen
the office
facebook
there must be more….
baby bump alerts
jennifers, in general
twitter
conspiracy theories
New York
the “Elaine of Seinfeld” fashion trend
Paris Hilton’s arrest
Sarah Palin
Megan Fox
Inception
Impending S/S 2011 RTW
Anime
Garance Dore’s stupid, tone-deaf fash scribbles (not to mention her pet cock)
Facebook
The Tea Party
The Prep Revival
Glee
American Israel/Palestine Activism (I know that sounds awful, but if Americans had any solutions we wouldn’t have fucked up Iraq).
Mad Men (seconded!) and my friends’ irritating justifications as to why they watch it: “it’s ironic”/”it’s a mirrored commentary of today’s culture”…meaning: that redhead’s rack.
I agree with pretty much everything on here (except Rick Owens . . .I LURVE HIM). And yes, people in DC are pretty bad about the triathlon nonsense. I never feel athletic enough for this city. I fuggin’ hate the gym.
Oh and I still love Michelle O. She can do no wrong. And she’s probably sick of people talking about her style as well. As a matter of fact, I’d bet money on it.
Eat, Pray, Love YES! But that’s already crossed into “giving a fuck” territory for me, because I will probably strangle the next person who suggests the “spiritually enlightening” novel for my reading list.
I’d say pretentious people.
Lady Gaga is also on the top of my list.
But Rick Owens? Really? I can’t say one bad word about him!!!
Agree except for 70s punk bands, Rick Owens and Mad Men.
Totally disagree. I am pretty much over fashion blogs, oh and fuckwits.
Liz!! How can you hate our Carey? She’s just so inoffensive.
I care so little about the Biebs that I left him from my first list.
I also don’t give a fuck about:
The ‘alternative’ band genre – fucking lazy.
Olivia Palermo
Urban Outfitters – overpriced beyond belief
The Supermodels, especially Kate Moss. FUCK OFF!
Jane Austen
Glee – it makes mah skin crawl
Cold callers – though I was one at one point, hellish
Signing a petition to send to our PM to stop stoning in Iran – yes it’s grim and vile, but what’s he gonna do about it? We should petition God.
Vogue – because this month UK Vogue has Cheryl on the cover and I want her dead.
And I meant that the ‘alternative’ genre is lazy because it just lumps loads of non-related artists together so it doesn’t have to bother classifying them. I’m sure the bands are great. I just wish that they would think a little harder.
Oh, and bands that call their debut albums after themselves. It shows even less creativity.
Lauren.. I understand and more than agree with you.
But morality is about what we human beings allow ourselves to do.
Biology is about what we WANT to do.
More I don’t give a shit about:
Dan Brown books
the Oscars, the Grammies, or other pointless American award ceremonies
marshmallows
Jonathan Safran Foer
whoever Vogue puts on the cover (unless they are Marion Cotillard or Penelope Cruz, who are phenomenal actresses)
Facebook
the John Hughes/Molly Ringwald movies
The New Yorker fiction
My (obtained two weeks ago) law degree
Most It-Girls
American football (“football” to me= what Americans call “soccer”)
whatever the hell Roman Abramovich is up to
Camel coats (I’m amazed no one has cracked a camel toe joke yet)
Gossip Girl
Bollywood
The third Hunger Games book (seriously, what a bunch of suck the ending was)
Fur- real or fake
WAGs
All “streetstyle” photographers who are not Bill Cunningham or the guys from FRUiTS/DropTokyo
Eat Pray Love
whether Angelina Jolie is a man-eating husband-stealer or not (seriously, it’s been five fucking years, people need to get over it)
Coffee
Fashion’s Night Out
Cricket
I still love Mad Men though, Sister, ditto with Rick Owens and Margiela- a bunch of label-obsessed morons are NOT going to ruin them for me. Also, I have a question for you- what on earth is Frassy, is it a new kind of milkshake or something?
As for vampires, please, if they’re not from the Buffyverse, Dracula, Noseferatu or Anne Rice, TAKE THEM AWAY (and shove them in sunlight, fire, whatever, while you’re at it).
PS: HelonWheels, you might want to check this one out- http://vagabondiana.blogspot.com/. She doesn’t comment here, and she’s been a contributor to Lula among others, but I really like this blog- she’s intelligent, hasn’t swallowed the industry Kool-Aid and hardly does any outfit posts (her words are enough).
Oh, and iPads. I really don’t give a shit.
playoff seasons
iPads
Lately, and sadly, I don’t care about ANYTHING.
I am doing my best not succumb to the September sorrow, that often engulfs me.
– Every “fashionisto/a” in NYC wearing the same god-awful black drapey look accompanied by a harness, ugly “geometric” haircut and harem pants
-mad men (I thought I was alone for so long!)
-Rush Limbaugh
-it bags
-coconut water in a juice box
-most fashion blogs
-Fashion’s night out
-the new iphone 4
-fur
-that asshole who said they don’t care about the trapped miners
Hortense what is
the “Elaine of Seinfeld” fashion trend?
Thats a fashion trend? Obviously I dont give a fuck about it if I never even knew it existed.
I also dont give a fuck about the obamas. Especially Michelle’s arms and decorating choices.
Facebook
Twitter (Halfway between twat & shitter)
Fair weather friends
Alpha mums with pointless points to prove
Prince William choosing a wife
Passive agressive behaviour (man up and say what you mean dicksplash)
New York fashion week
Any fashion week
Fashion seasons (Fuck you, I will wear what I what, when I want, and many times too)
expensive make up
Kate Moss (who knew being a crack head could be so chic?)
Outdoor festivals
People who use the baby pram with the baby in it to stop traffic so they can cross the road
People who say like after every other word
Diets
I could go on and on, but my crank o meter is in danger of tipping into full on hate fest. I blame the moon.
-Hammer toes
-Juicy Couture
-Being taller than my boyfriend when I wear heels
-The zit on my cheek
-The Tea Party (Hortense you are very wise)
-Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, anyone branded and sold by Disney
-American Vogue
-People who think they have the answer to the Iran/Iraq troubles
-Mom of Shoes
-Clients who make huge sums of money and give nothing to charity (I disallow their meal expenses, pay for that shit yourself, jerk)
Aviator Jackets
“Fashion’s Night Out” – yuck
Facebook chat
Robert Pattinson and his vampire alter ego
Anyone from The Hills
People who go running before and/or after work
The Daily Mail (ridiculous UK newspaper)
When fashion bloggers quote from literature in a really affected, self-conscious way
… however these are erring on the side of hatred rather than apathy
Eat Pray Love
Yet another stupid actress who found a reason to live by having a child
Mad Men. watch the tv show… but do we have to have a whole fucking issue of vogue full of scrawny models stuffed into faux 50s dresses?
The big boobed chick from mad men.
The latest acttress to stuff cocaine up her nose for a couple of months, lose 15lbs and claim it was pilates.
Tom Cruise
Sports
Brad and Angie etc etc
jersey shores or house wives or what ever.
Lindsey Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Paris hilton, etc.
Rich peoples drug problems
There is a whole lot more.
and eeeeew Garance, and her irritating breathless writing, or her stupid boyfriend, and or any picture he posts.
Tiger Woods.
Any other cheating asshole.
Obamas penis
blogging ethics
yet another fashion week
yet another designer collection
how much money people earn
Holy Shit !!! I never realized how much stuff there is to not give a fuck about. I guess now this means I’m finally beginning to understand why my Mom is always telling me I “should feel chastened” (or however the fuck it’s supposed to be spelled).
Now that I think about it – I don’t give a fuck that somebody else is trying to tell me how I should feel, nor for that matter, if I spelled the word correctly or not.
Fuck it.
Thank you Sister Wolf. I feel much better now.
One thing though… what is/was it about Singapore?
Not that I give a fuck about it in 2010, but between ’79 through ’86, that’s where friends lived I could visit, without having to transit another place I didn’t then nor now give a fuck about – the bar at the Dallas/Ft Worth airport (except to the extent whether Marsha of TWA would be sipping rum and tonics in the timeframe). [Not now HelOnWheels it was a long time ago].
Any explanatory input would greatly assist me in determining whether (as Sister Wolf seems interested too) I should consider placing it on my list of things I don’t give a fuck about either.
This place…I love this place.
My list:
pregnant celebrities
celebrity affairs
celebrities in prison
Jersey Shore
religious facism
Palin (who i include in the above)
“Alex” Wang
award shows
fashion week
vogue/elle/
the new hot shit that is wearing
facebook
shaving my legs
the economy
people who are disappointed that Obama isn’t a “magic negro”
Beyonce
93% of twitter
rich people who get attention for no other reason than being rich
Nostradamus’s predictions/the Mayan calendar
Garance Dore
she is a bore
The Daily Mail, what utter bloody crap
My neighbours
The Tragically Misinterpreted “Elaine Look”:
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/08/some_people_in_this_town_are_t.html
http://www.marieclaire.com/fashion/fashionista-blog/elaine-from-seinfeld-fashion
And you know what? I love Elaine! She was one of my first lesbian crushes of childhood but this was precisely because she was so un-fashion.
My heart is slain by the desperation of the invention of this “trend” and the quickness to posit the 90s as a fashion treasure trove.
Aw Devin. I admitted it was awful of me not to care heavily about the trapped miners in Chile, but I’m not an asshole. There are myriad other injustices and woes to humankind on my mind that take place right here at home, that’s all.
“Liz!! How can you hate our Carey? She’s just so inoffensive.”
Strangely, her inoffensiveness offends me. She reminds me of Renee Zellwegger, who has this signature look on her face in red carpet photos. Carey Mulligan’s face is all pinched. To me, it looks like she’s saying “Aren’t I darling? Aren’t I twee?” I don’t know why it irritates me, but it does.
Oh, and the way that beauty magazines talk, her pixie cut started the trend. And I hate pixie cuts. And I don’t like the way it looks on her.
It’s just a weird thing, I guess. I don’t hate her acting too much, so she is in my “things I don’t care about” list rather than my haaaaaate list.
While I’m here, to add more:
Katy Perry
The DC Housewives incarnation
MAC makeup
Zooey Deschanel (I actually think she’s gorgeous, but I wanted to shoot myself after hearing her talk off-camera on Top Chef Masters.)
Michael Cera (STOP PLAYING GEEKS)
Erin Wasson
Jizz nail polish
Anything Rumi wears
The Hunger Games
Fad books in general
Oprah
Anderson Cooper (I couldn’t possibly be more neutral about a person.)
I guess I should list mine:
facebook
nyc hipsters
dc hipsters
hipsters in general
most starlets
all the trendy blogs
reality television
people slamming Obama
gyms
overly tan people
tumblrs which all look alike
exercise trends
the Tea Party (the most un fun party of all)
it girls
most magazines
clogs
Lady Gaga
Beyonce (I don’t blame Etta James for being annoyed)
cupcakes
I think that about sums it up.
I absolutely couldn’t give a fuck about Rick Owens (and his older French lover What’sHerName) after seeing pictures from their parisian apartment hideously decorated with furniture made from various dead animal body parts and skins. A real animal cemetery, oh-la-la, c’est tellement chic, so French, oh mon Dieu, couldn’t be more pretentious.
Since I’m pretty sure everyone has covered most of the bases, here are a few more that I’d like to add:
Pyramid studs on everything
Judd Apatow movies
The Sartorialist
Dov Charney/American Apparel
Mark of The Cobrasnake
TOMS shoes
Prius cars
The revival of Sperry shoes
Gilt Groupe
Whole Foods
Coffee snobbery
ooh, many of mine have been mentioned:
mad men
conservative australian voters (wankers)
the x factor
any book written by ian mckewan
rob whathisface and kristen stewart
model “off-duty” style
alexander wang
ditto pigeon-toed fashion blog pose (!!!)
twitter
miu miu bird print platforms (they. are. UGLY!)
justin bieber (proud to say ive never heard a song of his!)
true blood
U2
treadmills
eat pray love
toxic “friendships”
my health care law essay due tomorrow
girls wearing sheer stockings as pants
australian sensationalist media
Judd Apatow movies = HATE!!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!
Mui Mui anything, could not care less.
Lara – Hatred is different. Don’t care about is like, eh, I don’t give a shit, just take it way. Katy Perry is a good example of don’t-care-about, I forgot to list her. Celebrity cellulite, too. Although I LOVE celebrity plastic surgery.
Fuck I must be really out of it as I don’t even know who or what half of these people/things are….. Anyway, I certainly don’t give a fuck about lots of things these days, but particularly:
most magazines
the latest ‘must-have’ item
how to prevent ageing
my alcohol consumption
religion
must google this eat pray love thing to find out what it is….
whoa I loove this post, SW and here’s my list :
Malaysia! (Hi Greg, i prefer Singapore than its smug neighbor 😛 )
Twitter
My sister at the moment (as she spends much time in tumblr and fucking twitter so she become ignorant of real life and people )
Jersey shore
Glee
Katy Perry, Bieber,Keshit, Gaga, and the rest of current popstars
Lohans, Kardashians, Jessica&Asslee Simpson
Idols show
My severely corrupt government
General elections
My job 🙁
Hard-liner Muslims
Friends who like to show off and brag on facebook who push it on everyone’s faces on how wonderful their life is every single day
Karla’s closet and the likes
Oh yes Eat Pray Love bullshits
WAG’s (Dru,i feel for you)
Cristiano Ronaldo
Those who complain on never ending traffic congestion in Jakarta (shut up and get ur asses of bicycle,moron!!)
Carla Bruni
Jennifer Aniston
Mrs. Tom Cruise aka Katiebot
Pantless bitches on Gossip Girl
Ipads, iphone
whoaaa, I loove this post, SW and here’s my list:
Malaysia! (Hi Greg, I prefer Singapore than its smug neighbor)
Twitter
My sister at the moment (as she spends much time in Tumblr and fucking Twitter until she become ignorant of real world and real people around )
Jersey Shore
Glee
Katy Perry, Bieber, Keshit, Gaga and the rest of current unoriginal popstars
Lohans, Kardashians, Jessica & Asslee Simpson
Idols show
Severely corrupt Indonesian government
My job
Hard-liner Muslims
Friends who like to show off and brag on Facebook who push it in everyones’ faces bout how wonderful their life is every single fucking day
Karla’s closet and the likes
Oh yes Eat Pray Love bullshits
WAGs (Dru, I feel for you)
Cristiano Ronaldo
Those who complain about the never ending traffic congestion in Jakarta (shut up and get your asses on bicycle, moron!!!!)
Jennifer Aniston
Mrs. Tom Cruise aka Katiebot
Pantless bitches on Gossip Girl
Ipad
You forgot one thing kt, or were never aware of it:
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There was a time, not unlike the female version of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table that a “Cunt Of The Week” nominee was contesting a virtual gold ribbon. “Tell me it ain’t so Joe” ,um, well nicely put (given or not given the Sister Wolf Swang) still remained cognizant that while not in competition for being awarded the title of “COTW” s/he must’ve been in the sorts of company more normal people would make attempts to avoid.
That sort of person, undeniably would have known the “strange feeling in the nether parts” was not something easily assigned to another. That person requires the best of the soon-to-be-unaffordable of California’s capable too stupid, and clinically recognized, must come to realize, as far as the prestigiously and merit-based “Cunt Of The Week Award” is concerned – has STANDARDS.
As far as that feeling in the nether parts goes, my prescription is an OTC purchase of Benadryl. The cream will do, but if the ointment form is available, squirt onto fingers, apply generously to affected area, then explain the difference between your shit and bullshit.
Ack! I don’t know what many of those are on your list, but I assume I should be grateful for that. Those I do know, however, I must agree I’m sick of hearing about. Except I love 70’s punk and Jane Birkin. Mine:
Celebrity couples.
Shitty bubblegum pop stars.
99% of reality television shows.
Shitgaze.
“Share the road!!” bicyclists that don’t obey traffic laws.
Self-help / positive thought books.
People who think the U.S. is “A Christian Nation”
Non-scary vampires (what’s the point?).
People who cannot perform very basic computer functions in 2010.
Racist old white men.
Skinny girls who complain constantly about their weight.
Every book Dan Brown has ever written.
Anyone who says “I like all types of music except ____ .”
People who don’t READ on a regular basis.
Food snobs.
Wow. I think I feel better now.
Also don’t care about Keith Haring. Have you seen the inspired heels Nicholas Kirkwood designed? Or all the wall decals on Karmaloop? I never got it.
oh fuck yeah!!!
first off, I’m totally stealing the gif for my tumblog. (http://duckalicious.tumblr.com/)
now to my additions to your lovely list (the most loathed ones from the top of my head):
Miu Miu SS2010 shoes (you know, those ugly ass birds or whatever)
LV bags
if I think of more (which I surely will), I know where to find you!
damn, I didn’t even suspect I’d be back so soon!
adding to the list:
Chanel Yeti boots
oh and all those fucking reality shows!!!
sorry for spamming, but they just keep on coming 😀
you forgot taxidermy! & stupid young hipsters learning to be taxidermists cos it’s so rad.
Fast fashion – Ok I may just hate Forever 21
Lady Gaga and all techno pop
the term hipster or any of the peolle who are or may be or any thing that is a thing
“reality” television
Fashion – I love clothes but fashion, so dumb
anything that claims to be hardcore
American Idol or Glee or any singing or dancing shows
Self-help gurus, seminars, books
Kanye West’s feelings
The sex lives of others
Victoria and David Beckham
Football
Fashion bicycling ( I have ridden a bike for years and biking in heels seems to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen)
Text messaging, tweeting
French women and how they are apparently better than us
that is all for now. I have to go look at this thing about an Elaine from Seinfeld trend. Sounds so dumb.
tattoos and piercings – sooo over that look
stillettos, platform shoes
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
the government
politicians
pidgeon toed pose too!
footballers
coffee snobs
celebrity chefs
misbehaving celebrities
celebrities who behave like children
children who behave like celebrities
celebrity magazines
athiests
religious ferverts
footballers
footballers’ WAGs
television presenters
television ads
television shows (perhaps I should turn off the TV)
chains on clothing
twitter, facebook
Labor Australian voters (sheep)
children’s designer birthday parties
footballers
and that’s just a start