Monthly Archives: June 2009

Madge vs Angelina Smackdown

Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading

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Shoe Heaven!

Hahaha! What the hell are they talking about? “Three kinds of surprising animal skin types for the variety of animal.” God, you can’t ask for more in a shoe website, can you? This new shoe store is on Melrose Avenue … Continue reading

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Pam Hogg: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Everybody knows that Pam Hogg was mean to our Susie B, and now she’ll regret it, but she’s still a cunt.   Maybe she’s mad because she’s old. She also looks like she needs something to eat. As far as I’m … Continue reading

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Sharon Osbourne Needs to Call Me

Sharon Osbourne is known to be a voracious shopper capable of dropping $65,000 on a single excursion.   I don’t know much else about her. My friend Jane invited me to come with her to a private sale of Sharon Osbourne’s … Continue reading

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