Behold The Patchwork Drop-Rise Lounge Pants: $1,500

behold the denim patchworl loungepants

I am double-posting this from Hideous Denim as a courtesy to you lazy oafs who might otherwise miss it. You need to keep up with advances in the denim community. You don’t want to be left behind.

So, these denim patchwork drop-rise lounge pants are the work of Greg Lauren, either a relative of Ralph or just some blind nutcase who has inexplicably been allowed to design clothing.

Priced at $1,500, this item comes with all the bells and whistles nobody wants on their jeans:  drawstring waits, ribbed knit cuffs, mismatched pockets, a carpenter’s pants loop, and a crotch that almost hits the knees.

Bingo, right?

Let’s not forget those patches and fake rips.

The rear view is breathtaking. Unless “breathholding” is a word.

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They are still available in size 2 at Barneys.

Hurry! I’ll wait while you go order them

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5 Responses to Behold The Patchwork Drop-Rise Lounge Pants: $1,500

  1. Oh my.
    Please tell me no one actually pays real money for those things.
    Ug.Ly.

  2. Debbie says:

    LMAO!!!!!! Actually, believe it or not, my friend’s daughter works for Greg Lauren. He is Ralph Lauren’s nephew … his designs are HIDEOUS LOL!!!

  3. Kellie says:

    Omg. They took pieces of all the leftover bits and pieces from years past, and sewed them all up. And added useless rubbish.
    You are right.
    Garbage.

  4. Dj says:

    Oops missed them! Last pair gone to Angelina….

  5. Suspended says:

    I’m running out of words for all these denim ogres. Just when I think you’ve found the ugliest thing ever…you out-ugly it with another.

    The word “hulking” comes to mind when I look at these. The rear is like a sad elephant, sad because it has been cursed with two trunks.

    I appreciate your skill for finding such truly hideous denim, Sis. This is a skill that I have come to greatly appreciate.

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