Category Archives: Disorders

Meet My Handbag

Going against my own distaste for enormous handbags, I have purchased one from Paul Smith, in an eye-popping shade of bright yellow. This photo doesn’t really capture its size and presence. It cost more than the Blue Book value of … Continue reading

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666

The only thing better than a Christian evangelist is a delusional Christian evangelist who sees 666 everywhere. My friend Tony led me to the Jesus is Savior website, where a nutcase called Texe Marrs reveals the hidden satanic imagery in … Continue reading

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A Terrible Story

Last month in a Bronx apartment, a man slit the throat of his 12 year old son, who was autistic. The father, Jose Stable, went outside to set off a fire alarm and waited for the authorities. When they arrived, … Continue reading

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Saudi Arabia and Conjoined Twins

   Did you know that Saudi Arabia maintains a website about conjoined twins? According to the website, King Al Saud’s benevolence has earned his country the status of The Kingdom of Humanity. The King apparently has a special interest in … Continue reading

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Let’s Think About My Colon!

My mom died from colon cancer, so I had to have a colonoscopy this week. I also had one soon after she died, and it wasn’t really that bad. The worst part was drinking some horrible, horrible liquid after fasting … Continue reading

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Great Big Babies

One of the very first websites I ever saw was a forum for men who wear diapers. This was a friend’s way of introducing me to the world of the internet. I forgot all about it until recently, when someone … Continue reading

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Death and Lipstick, Part I

My obsessions tend to wax and wane, but for the last few years, two have remained constant: lipstick and death. First, I would like to dwell on lipstick. I only buy red lipstick, but the Red Era didn’t start until … Continue reading

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What’s Up With Japan?

Without wishing to endorse racism, I have to admit that the Japanese psyche appears to be a little demented when it comes to sex. If bukake wasn’t enough, now I’ve learned about another popular Japanese practice called “chikan“. Chikan is … Continue reading

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Miracle of the Cream Stacking

Last year, on Martin Luther King Day, I took my younger son out to brunch. While waiting for our food, I was seized with an urge to stack the little paper cream containers that came with my coffee. It was … Continue reading

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Meet My Boots

Due to popular demand, I present my twelve pairs of boots, featuring the newest acquisition from Las Vegas: Bronze leather knee-high boots by Prada, originally $895, purchased for $236. Check out those pull-things on the inside. So as not to … Continue reading

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