Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

Do You Love Him Or Do You Love Him?!

This guy escaped from jail after killing a guard.  Later, he was caught at an Arby’s. Click on his picture to fully appreciate him.

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Mick Jagger’s Giant Girlfriend

Just making sure that everyone has seen Mick out with his girlfriend, L’wren Scott, a model-turned-fashion designer whose specialty is body-hugging dresses favored by Botox  casualty Ellen Barkin and the very very heterosexual Nicole Kidman. Ms. Scott is 6′ 3″ tall, … Continue reading

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Father’s Day vs the Second Amendment

This morning, on Father’s Day, one of my neighbors shot his wife and then shot himself. Their 14 year old son was at the store. He came home and found them, and then I guess he told his grandparents, who … Continue reading

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The Real Tragedy of Paris Hilton

This is the best reason to mourn how low we’ve sunk. Photographer Nick Ut took the famous picture of the little girl fleeing a napalm attack 35 years ago. Today, he took the photo of Paris Hilton crying in the … Continue reading

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Eli Roth, Douchebag

I don’t have to see Hostel or Hostel II to know that the guy responsible for these films is a total douchebag. And while I try to avoid the term ‘douchebag,’ sometimes nothing else will do. Eli Roth is pleased … Continue reading

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Death In Texas

If you were a 25 year old woman with four children, a job at a fast food restaurant, no electricity in your trailer, and a restraining order against your last boyfriend, what would you do? I just asked my kid … Continue reading

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“What Kind Of Fuckery Is This?”*

Poor Kurt Cobain is selling Doc Martens. I mean, Courtney Love is selling poor Kurt Cobain. Didn’t he die wearing Converse hightops? Maybe she can make a deal with them, too. Rock on. * Amy Winehouse

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“She Still Likes The Gorilla.”

I think the story of the 400 pound gorilla who escaped from his compound at the Rotterdam zoo is unusually rich in metaphor and mystery. The gorilla, named Bokito, ran over to a 57 year old woman who had visited … Continue reading

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Horrible Celebrity Baby Names

Have you heard of an actress named Moon Bloodgood? I’ve just seen her name two days in a row, and I’m not happy about it. I’m not happy about Soliel Moon Fry either, but I’d forgotten all about her until … Continue reading

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A Prayer For Lana Clarkson

Here’s what really bothers me about the Phil Spector case. A friend of Lana Clarkson saw her shopping at Norstrom in the Grove (a trendy L.A. outdoor mall) on the day she was murdered. Lana was shopping for shoes, because … Continue reading

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