Category Archives: News

Limbo!

Posted on April 28, 2007 by Sister Wolf

How come no one is making a bigger deal about the Catholic church taking away limbo?! Now that they’ve decided it isn’t really fair to send unbaptized babies to limbo, what happens to the babies who were sent there before? … Continue reading →

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Phil Spector: A Hairdo Extravaganza!

Posted on April 24, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The Phil Spector murder trial begins tomorrow, and not a moment too soon! I’m not happy with his new pageboy ‘do. but I’m looking for a variety of hairstyles as the trial progresses. Rumors are out that Keith Richard and … Continue reading →

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Sorry!

Posted on April 21, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I know it’s upsetting, but since I’m on the mailing list of Saudi Arabia’s conjoined twins website, I have to report that the Cameroonian conjoined twins (Shevoboh and Pheinbom) have been successfully separated. Don’t ask me how.

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Massacre Shmassacre

Posted on April 20, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I don’t know about anyone else, but I just can’t get into the Virginia Tech Massacre. I know it’s a big deal, but I’m just not feeling it. There’s something really banal about the killings and the media reactions, like … Continue reading →

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The Eloquence of Snoop Dogg

Posted on April 16, 2007 by Sister Wolf

   I like what Snoop Dogg had to say about the Imus thing. Try reading Snoop’s words aloud, to see how Shakespearean they sound! “It’s a completely different scenario,” said Snoop, barking over the phone from a hotel room in … Continue reading →

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Seen One Testicle, Seen ‘Em All

Posted on April 5, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I always get a cheap thrill from a weird news story. Today, I read about a man who is suing the West Los Angeles Veteran’s Hospital Medical Center for removing the wrong testicle. Instead of removing a potentially cancerous testicle … Continue reading →

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What’s With All The Gay-Bashing?

Posted on March 14, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Pretty soon, there won’t be enough beds in rehab for all the gay bashers shooting their mouths off. We’ve got that idiot Pace, we’ve got Garrison Keillor, we’ve got Ann Coulter, we’ve got Hillary and Obama refusing to disagree that … Continue reading →

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Ann Coulter is a Whore!

Posted on March 7, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Oh god,  ‘whore’ is  just a schoolyard taunt. I’m  only kidding! What I meant is that she’s a cunt.

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Sister Wolf Explains It All

Posted on February 22, 2007 by Sister Wolf

For those of you who had to go to work and had to miss the ANS hearing, here is a synopsis: Judge Seidlin was a showboating nutcase who babbled incoherent asides throughout the hearing and turned out to be a … Continue reading →

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Howard K. Stern: The Nose

Posted on February 19, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The sight of Howard K. Stern makes me sick with rage, kind of like George W. Bush. Howard K. Stern strikes me as a venal sociopath without any redeeming qualities. Every word he says is a lie, including and and … Continue reading →

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