Category Archives: News

The Real Tragedy of Paris Hilton

Posted on June 8, 2007 by Sister Wolf

This is the best reason to mourn how low we’ve sunk. Photographer Nick Ut took the famous picture of the little girl fleeing a napalm attack 35 years ago. Today, he took the photo of Paris Hilton crying in the … Continue reading →

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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Exegesis

Posted on June 4, 2007 by Sister Wolf

If you missed the MTV Movie Awards because you had to watch The Sopranos, here are the main points. Johnny Depp! Johnny was adorable, beyond yummy, despite his funny grunge outfit and that praying-hands thing he does. He is the … Continue reading →

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More Fun With Damien Hirst

Posted on June 3, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Look what Damien Hirst has contributed to the art world now: a diamond studded human skull! It’s covered with some of the world’s “most perfect diamonds,” “ethically sourced,”  and it  cost Hirst twenty million dollars to make. “The skull says so much … Continue reading →

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Death In Texas

Posted on May 29, 2007 by Sister Wolf

If you were a 25 year old woman with four children, a job at a fast food restaurant, no electricity in your trailer, and a restraining order against your last boyfriend, what would you do? I just asked my kid … Continue reading →

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Celebrity Trifecta!

Posted on May 27, 2007 by Sister Wolf

It’s been a great week in Celebrity Land! Brad was photographed with his hand on Angie’s ass, cokewhore Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI, and that awful Rosie O’Donnell  left The View. It feels good, doesnt it?

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Death Row And Salted Peanuts

Posted on May 22, 2007 by Sister Wolf

A killer named James Comer was executed in Arizona yesterday, and his last words were: “Go Raiders!” My feeling after the initial amusement was, What an asshole. The sports reference was done better by James Filiaggi, who was executed last … Continue reading →

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“She Still Likes The Gorilla.”

Posted on May 20, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I think the story of the 400 pound gorilla who escaped from his compound at the Rotterdam zoo is unusually rich in metaphor and mystery. The gorilla, named Bokito, ran over to a 57 year old woman who had visited … Continue reading →

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More Hair With Phil Spector!

Posted on May 10, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Lala Brooks spoke about Phil on Court TV today. She was the lead singer of the Chrystals. Not only a great singer, but what a fantastic fro!

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Isabella Blow: She Loved To Kill Herself

Posted on May 9, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Fashion iconoclast Isabella Blow has died at the age of 48, supposedly of cancer. But because of her history, those who knew her believe it was suicide. One magazine source says: “She tried to kill herself again last week and … Continue reading →

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A Prayer For Lana Clarkson

Posted on May 3, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Here’s what really bothers me about the Phil Spector case. A friend of Lana Clarkson saw her shopping at Norstrom in the Grove (a trendy L.A. outdoor mall) on the day she was murdered. Lana was shopping for shoes, because … Continue reading →

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