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Man With Almost No Brain (Not Bush)
The news story about the guy with ‘almost no brain’ made me think of our president, obviously. Then, I was thrilled to learn the name of this rare condition: Dandy Walker complex. Is this too cute to be real?! I’m … Continue reading
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Casting The Phil Spector Movie
By now, I’m sure we can all agree that Bruce Willis should play Judge Larry Fidler. In fact, how do we know that he isn’t already playing Judge Fidler? The other roles are still open. I like Al Pacino for … Continue reading
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Bobos vs Pinkberry
Abbot Kinney is a street in Venice, CA, where “screenwriters” hang out in a trendy coffee house and couples browse rustic-looking antique shops for something to impress their friends. Barbra Streisand used to send a “picker” to scour the shops for the … Continue reading
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There Goes Barneys
When my friend Tim informed me that Barneys New York has been bought by an investment arm of the Dubai government, I was very upset. It’s not like Barneys will only sell burkas from now on, but somehow it feels … Continue reading
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Another Strike Against Phil Spector
Thanks to thesmokinggun.com we can see this postcard from Phil to fellow dirtbag/bigshot Allen Klein, mocking L.A. District Attorney Steve Cooley. Click on it to read. The use of ” ’twas ” is totally indefensible. Ugh! Guilty as charged.
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Do You Love Him Or Do You Love Him?!
This guy escaped from jail after killing a guard. Later, he was caught at an Arby’s. Click on his picture to fully appreciate him.
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Eli Roth Douchebag Correction
Gore-monger Eli Roth is not just a douchebag, he’s a big baby. He’s mad that Hostel II bombed, and he’s blaming it on piracy. “Piracy has become worse than ever now, and a stolen workprint leaked out on online before … Continue reading
Enough Already With The Salman Rushdie Crap!
Poor Salman Rushdie! Just when I was starting to think it all worked out for him, he goes and gets Knighted by the Queen of England. Now, Pakistan wants him dead again. Get over it, people! Rushdie has a beautiful … Continue reading
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Julian and Olatz Schnabel: Fun Couple of the Month
Julian Schnabel seems like my kind of guy. I don’t know much about him, but his work has been described as ‘confrontational.’ He bought a three story apartment building in Greenwich Village and then added eleven stories, after a protest … Continue reading
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Father’s Day vs the Second Amendment
This morning, on Father’s Day, one of my neighbors shot his wife and then shot himself. Their 14 year old son was at the store. He came home and found them, and then I guess he told his grandparents, who … Continue reading
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