Category Archives: Rants

I’m Talking to You.

Posted on September 19, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Dear stupid cunt from Texas, Will you get a fucking grip on yourself and stop harassing me after almost ten fucking years? What will it take to shut you up? Why don’t you have anything better to do? Do you … Continue reading →

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Jeffrey Epstein: Not Just a Cunt But an Asshole Too

Posted on July 13, 2019 by Sister Wolf

  Never mind the pedophilia and rape, what really bothers me about Jeffery Epstein is his fancy crib, as described by journalist Vicky Ward, for Vanity Fair. It is said to be Manhattan’s largest private residence. Inside, amid the flurry … Continue reading →

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Madonna, Canceled

Posted on June 5, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Today there’s an article in The New York Times called “Madonna at 60“.  I am pleased to report that I didn’t, and will not, read it. Madonna is canceled. Madonna has already taken up too much of my time and … Continue reading →

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Jared Kushner: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on June 3, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Jared Kushner has been, until now,  a specter of robotic evil in our midst. We know his vacant, girlish face and stiff walk. We know he was born “Jerilyn” somewhere in a New Jersey laboratory. But now we can see … Continue reading →

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Old Bag Fashionistas: Stop it!

Posted on March 27, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Last night, I was watching Billions with my husband, and was moved to exclaim, “I had no idea I was capable of so much hate!” He laughed, because he has never doubted my capacity. It’s like I’m listening to the … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards 2019 Exegesis

Posted on February 26, 2019 by Sister Wolf

This year, I’m asking you to go here to read the all-important Academy Awards Exegesis™, and then come back to leave comments, if you have any. I know it’s a couple of extra clicks and I apologize. I’ll try to … Continue reading →

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Glamping: The Stupidest Thing Ever™

Posted on November 7, 2018 by Sister Wolf

To launch this new category, The Stupidest Thing Ever™, I’m going with “glamping“, a concept that comes with its own stupid word. “Glamping” is a portmanteau of glamorous and camping and describes a style of camping with amenities and, in … Continue reading →

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But You ARE a Baby, Motherfucker!™

Posted on October 22, 2018 by Sister Wolf

How sick are you of hearing Trump say the word “baby?” Bad enough that he uses it to insult others but now he’s going around insisting that he isn’t one. BUT HE IS! He’s a big goddamn baby who can’t … Continue reading →

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Okay, No.

Posted on June 7, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Jaime King is an actress or something who recently appeared on a red carpet with her 4 year old son James, who as you can see is dressed like a girl. Can we not pretend that he isn’t dressed like … Continue reading →

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What is Wrong With People?

Posted on May 27, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Recently, I’ve been wasting my time on Instagram, because it’s the ultimate passive diversion. Mostly, I follow handsome African models, tattoo artists, and jewelry designers. It’s pleasant eye candy, and it enables me to spend hours on the couch without … Continue reading →

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