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Horrible Celebrity Baby Names
Have you heard of an actress named Moon Bloodgood? I’ve just seen her name two days in a row, and I’m not happy about it. I’m not happy about Soliel Moon Fry either, but I’d forgotten all about her until … Continue reading
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Unwords
sprachgefühl is a German word that means: an intuitive sense of what is linguistically appropriate. Thanks to my sprachgefühl, the use of the word disconnect as a noun has become an agonizing insult to my ears. I have even coined … Continue reading
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Ann Coulter is a Whore!
Oh god, ‘whore’ is just a schoolyard taunt. I’m only kidding! What I meant is that she’s a cunt.
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God is a Spandrel
Scholars studying the evolution of religion tend to agree on one point: that religious belief is an outgrowth of brain architecture that evolved during early human history. What they disagree about is why a tendency to believe evolved, whether it … Continue reading
Netflix Imbroglio
The following email exchange between Netflix and my nephew Duncan makes me glad to be alive! Problem With Your Recent Return Dear Duncan, We received an empty white sleeve in your recent return. If you haven’t already sent back the DVD you … Continue reading
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A Politically Correct Lexicon
Here are the new rules of politically correct terms. (You can call Michael Stipe queer but not gay. And you should still try to avoid cunt, although “it’s gaining currency among young lesbians.”)
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The Secret and Me
Forgive me for being behind the curve, but now that I’ve heard about “The Secret,” I am bursting with excitement, not to mention negative energy. The Secret has been revealed even to those of us who didn’t buy the book … Continue reading
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Word of the Day
ludic [loo-dik] adjective playful in an aimless way. “the ludic behavior of kittens.” It’s an icky word and I don’t like it, but I came across it in a description of an artist, Andreas Slominski, who is known for building … Continue reading
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Exciting New Weight-Loss Product!
I came across this ad in a magazine and I was sold by this promise: “Join forces with a complimentary toning lotion for a body that Micheal Angelo could’ve sculpted himself.” It doesn’t get much better, does it?
Send Messages After You’re Dead!
Deathswitch.com offers you a way to send email after you’re dead, and I for one like its suggestion to use this service to “have the last word in an argument.” I don’t really know if this website is a joke … Continue reading
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