Sea of Shoes continues her reign of terror by designing a coat for Gryphon, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling in this photo. Note the awkward bell sleeves and icky attached pouch. If that’s not enough for you, Sea and Mom have SIGNED A BOOK DEAL! Isn’t that fabulous?!?
Sea won’t publish your comments, you stupid peons, but you can leave them here. I’ll go first.
Wow, awful coat, way to go! OMG, I heard about your book deal and asked myself, Where’s my book deal?? I wish I had an angle, like millions of shoes or a weird thing with my mom! Love, SW