This chino skirt would look great with ______________________.
…..a huge shroud covering it so you couldn’t see its awfulness.
I despise this type of skirt on anyone over the age of 10. Sorry to those who think it’s ‘rad’.
Cheraya – YES, a shroud is a good idea, but what a shame to cover up that nice wide elastic waistband!
…the bed that this valance sheet ws stolen from
….one leg. Then you could stick a light bulb in your pussy and complete that chintzy lamp look.
… a slap
god that’s foul – how much are they charging for it?
My mother’s gym uniform from 1947.
… with my long johns.
With pants on top of the skirt, just the elastic waistband showing. Leggings underneath. Maybe wear a crop top, the one that shows all your beautiful abs.
Rihanna/Cassie/What’s-her-name would crave to be you, promise.
a ugly face. No one will be looking at your face, if you’re wearing that.
A big green field and a football team. but not the Jets, please, the cheerleaders already have hideous outfits,
No one over the age of ten should wear that.
…with a crappy seventies kitchen, like one in the house I just bought – used as a window dressing.
Karla’s Closet’s fine muscular legs.
a paper bag and a sense of shame
I think those ruffled leather moto shorts underneath would not make it worse.
i think it’s really killing everything. I created a perfect look with it. 🙂
Minzhi I just spit my coffee! That was fantastic! I am pretty sure this skirt would look good with a little girl inside of it. Dresssed as a cheerleader. For Halloween.
Or, a match, to see how flamable $170 is.
The poster known as “Suspended” wins this one. Well played.
….a brain hemorage. Shopbop has good days but seems to bank on its bad days like this skirt. yikes
…an admission that one’s grandmother made it out of some clearance fabric she found at the rag shop.
Oh and by the way, Suspended’s comment is the best thing I’ve ever heard.
I’m with Suspended. I took one look at that thing and thought, “lampshade.”
A rare mental condition that makes you think crap clothes are good.
my new Jizz nail polish!
. . . oats and hay inside and strapped to a horses head.
forgot the (apostrophe), my bad.
Andrea and Suspended . . . cool!
…the wood paneling, shag carpeting, and sleazy lighting from that 90s-era Calvin Klein “kiddie pRon” campaign.
with the over-knee gladiator open toe platform sandals in tan leather.
do they exist yet, by the way?
. . . a large lollipop and pigtails. Because anything else would be far too mature.
…a tennis racket.
mid-90’s home interior wall sconces and a beige microsuede couch.
This is a lampshade, right?
some pom poms, bobby socks, bunches, lots of make up and a pair of 30F breasts. Failing that Duff’s long johns.
…a $2.99 price tag.
And Minzhi is KILLING IT!
my new Shop-Vac in place of that flimsy paper filter that came with it.
I’m with Suspended – IMO best answer.
minzhi and suspended, you did it for me!
mwaaaah! incredibly fukken sikkk, dude!
rofl and splutter @ Suspended!!
Looks like suspended wins.
Although before beginning with the comments I’ll admit my first thought would’ve been an industrial strength paper shredder. But not being “fashion-wise” I wasn’t sure if that would qualify as a proper accessory.
A 60 watt bulb and a colonial style base. Something in dark maple.
These comments are the funniest ever!!!! I’ve been laughing at them all day.Thank god this wasn’t a contest! Now we know that this skirt was created for our amusement. Thank you, chino skirt!
Minzhi -Thank you, I love it, you totally killed it! xoxo
my mouth on it,
which is where it would be as I ate.
because it looks like a friggin’ elaborate napkin fold.
at a bad wedding.
where all will be revealed
that the groom is sleeping with his future mother in law
and there are lots of “leetle ‘orseeees”
With no nickers.
Hahaha!!!!! Minzhi’s is the best! Not much can give me laugh out loud at 3.30am… also distracted Cami from her book to show her this.
By the way, I meant ‘make’ me laugh out loud not ‘give me laugh out loud’ – not trying to invent some new slang or anything!
Capri leggings and a school-uniform top (to be worn only by my 10-year old).
a descending fetus?
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