This skirt makes me want to __________________________.
Genetic Denim, $220 at Shopbop.
wear these boots http://www.shopbop.com/backup-off-white-haircalf-flat/vp/v=1/845524441872529.htm?folderID=2534374302076317&fm=sale-category-shopbysize-chosen to accompany said skirt.
. . . giggle?
… take up bird-watching.
It could double as your own personal bird-hide!
Just imagine the giant tide-mark of muck that hem will attract.
…….find a similarly bizarre shirt to match.
Pull out my own eyes and stamp on them with those crappy brogues in the photo.
… alert the man repeller as the latest incarnation of classic yeshiva chic finally reaches the most daring mormon wives of utah.
does this even make sense? this skirt is just so weird.
Make my own version from a pair of old jeans and see if I can pass them off for $220.
:::::::DDDDD hahhahahahaha aah, wait a minute..
Sew the inseams back together.
be a sexy hasidic woman?
Look away! Look away!
burn it. Or turn it into a miniskirt.
It makes me want to pull out my 1979 high school yearbooks & check out the girl’s chorus pics – these were our uniform skirts paired with white ruffled blouses – and laugh because we made ours for free and burned them when year was over.
Make one JUST like it from an old pair of Levis….NOT!
A) want to give up
B) make it a trend for a laugh
C) burn it
Pull out the sewing machine & make the slit WAY smaller…. and potentially bring up the hem to just below the knee. Then sell it on etsy, except they’re threatening to close my shop so I might just have to hawk it out of the back of my truck with the rest of my stuff.
Conceive nineteen children, or however many the good lord blesses me with, which come to think of it wiill be a lot easier when I’m wearing that skirt.
I went into a vintage store yesterday and they had a dress labeled “sister-wife” dress like it was an aspirational THING!! aaahhhhhggggghhh!!
I want to take this skirt and cut it into three different skirts to maximize the amount of fabric here, then take the left overs and strangle whoever made it.
vomit…but that could be food poisoning…
I think I had a skirt similar to this that I bought from the Gap over 10 years ago. The slit was not nearly as high and slutty, though. Either way, it didn’t work then, and it ain’t working now, even if you slap on a pair of brogues.
It makes me wanna toss on my pajama jeans!!
View the video.
Take away the slit and add a horrible peasant-skirt ruffle to the bottom and you’ve got my favorite skirt from 4th grade.
^ahahahahah, erika! that’s gross!
…become a polygamist on a compound? I’d have the sexiest skirt in town.
Go Lady Duggar slutty chic! Shits hot!
Shopbop always gives me nauseous laughter. At least its not leather.
Kt, I had that skirt too in dark denim. I wore it once. There was also some kind of drawstring, full length denim, prairie skirt that i never wore. I just couldn’t make it work. I never should have tried.
..insert my hand while pretending to be lost in her eyes.
Become a Mormon ho.
…gouge out my eyes.
Yeah, those are what my crew, MY CREW, refer to as Apostolic skirts. They were quite popular amongst the boringly normal church and raising inspired by the church kids.
… re-repress that part of the 90s I associate with it.
change the channel.
Ralph. And I capitalized it because there is a dude from my past named Ralph that makes me want to do the same thing. HA!
be in middle school again when my denim maxi with butterfly patches was my proudest sartorial curation.
break out my rad floral doc martens, pair them with thick black knee-high socks, and throw on an extra-large thrifted men’s flannel shirt. then I’ll take a rake to my dirty blonde hair, totally channeling a vintage grunge feel with a feminine twist.
The Mullet Skirt- party in the front, business in the back, horribly dated all ’round.
… buy it for Gooney Bird.
Give her a blanket. Brr.
…Donate it to BryanBoy
LOVE it! Doesn’t look good on the model, in real life, adorable! And you can find it much cheaper with coupons elsewhere, which won’t matter to anyone here. The shoes do not go with the skirt. Bad styling choice. Just found your blog on a word search, pertaining to Jeff C Demeter shoe (also love), and it’s fabulous. Cheers!
…make a tepee.
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