Until Donald Trump appoints a Commissioner of Denim to take it away from us, we still have denim to turn to for a spark of joy. This jacket by DSquared2 brings a whole forest fire of joy, with it’s thick encrusted bib and poofy shoulders.
From behind, it looks like some creature has hopped onto the host organism and won’t let go.
I like the gloves too, which hint at a skin disease. At $3,680, this is a true collector’s piece.
What if you paired the jacket with these jeans?
R13’s Alison Leyton crop jeans are assembled from blue stretch-denim ornamented with frayed patches.
I like how they’re “assembled” and “ornamented.” This is no haphazard sewing class failure! This is art. As always, a team of teething babies worked for days, chewing on the patches to ensure a realistic fraying.
At $595, these jeans are a steal. In fact, oops, I see now that they’re sold out at Barney’s but I’ll help you find a pair if you need them.
Finally, a jacket from Mark Jacobs.
This one says “80’s K-Mart” and that’s the joke. Get it?? A horrible acid-washed color, afflicted with pins and patches: a razor blade, peace sign, a fake ska emblem, and some crap on the back.
Ew. I’d like to know the customer who’d pay $895 for this. Even a Kardashian knows better.
But who am I to judge; I’m just here to spread the joy.
The first one is a victorian ant attack!
The second one….uuuurgh *shiver. There are few fabrics that warrant a physical reaction but stone/acid wash denim gets me every time. Look at the models mouth, even she’s disgusted, possibly even close to tears.
I wish I was DSquared 2. Easy money…
I’m thinking the third is the most egregious. Marc Jacobs is a sickening, necrotic sack of maggoty turds. He’s never once had an original thought, and that stupid jacket is a perfect manifestation of his vapidity.
How’s your anti-Tr*mp sign holding up?
Suspended – Hahahahahahahhahahaha
Dj – Well, yeah but they’re a pair of imbeciles.
Mark – I can’t remember ever liking Mark Jacobs. What a piece of shit that jacket is! My sign was blown down by the wind the other night but will go back up. Meanwhile, someone stole the neighbor’s sign and I hear she went bananas!
Lol – your neighbours sign might just have blown away too, no? I’m glad she went bananas.
Blown down?? Or STOLEN!! Let’s see what the conspiracy theorists have to say!
I don’t have any denim. I’ve never had any denim.
I like to be comfortable – I like my clothes to move when I move.
And I don’t want to look like all you people in denim – a little individuality works for me.
I like the first jacket. It is something that a 2010 Vanessa Ives of Penny Dreadful might wear.
Ermmm… helloooo sister W? To pair this jacket with jeans would result in double denim—and clearly constitute a fashion faux pas.. As any fashionista is aware, a (very fairly priced considering) glorious piece of design genius such as this masterpiece should be allowed to speak for itself…so to speak….