Gratuitous Cute Guy Post

Meet the next Johnny Depp. His name is Karl and he’s only 18. But he’s 6′ 2″.   He has “walked” for John Galliano and he can walk for me in my dreams seems like a very nice young man.

What’s not to love about Karl?

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44 Responses to Gratuitous Cute Guy Post

  1. arline says:

    Ditto on your scratch out.

  2. enna. says:

    Helloooo, Karl.

  3. Dru says:

    Ooh, good he’s 18. I can feel like a little less of a perv for, er, admiring his looks. My non-perv impulses, though, want to steal his red pompom hat/hairband (??) in the first pic.

  4. Mo'Nique says:

    Jesus, you must be fucking joking. He’s a fucking non-entity with a alcoholic Eskimo look. Half of america will be glad to know that all it takes to be a “thing that is yummy” is acne, bulimia, a trench coat and stone-washed jeans (since the 80’s are so in). Dear Karl, from one asshole to another, stop modeling and go to business school. You are a complete idiot.

    Fashion stinks. Don’t buy anything.

  5. alittlelux says:

    his cheekbone and jawbone make a right angle! perfection!

  6. Sister Wolf says:

    Mo’Nique – Relax. It’s okay for us to be attracted to different types.

  7. Mo'Nique says:

    It’s OK to be attracted to different types if it’s real. Not if it’s just because it’s a different type. Case in point: I’m attracted to you even though you’re a different type. But I’ll stick by my comment that Karl and your “attraction” to Karl is phony. And “relax” is not a word that’s in my vocabulary (Thank God).

  8. Mo'Nique says:

    PS — any time that anyone tells me that it’s “OK to be (fill in the blank)” I immediately get suspicious. I only say this because I know you and that I know that you’re too smart too take anything personally. It’s just an objective dialectic.

  9. Mo'Nique says:

    PPS — Baby, Mo’Nique’s been drinking. That’s why she done did the grammar errors (as in “too take anything personally.”) I take it all back. Karl’s incredibly gorgeous.

  10. Cheraya says:

    Fuck, those cheekbones are chiselled.
    He’s very pretty. I wish he wasn’t 18.

  11. XuXu says:

    Dude Sister Wolf.

    You LOVE the tragic!!!


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  12. Sister Wolf says:

    Cheraya – He’ll be 19 in October!

  13. Faux Fuchsia says:

    Boyfriend has some serious cheek bone action happening on that face.

    Just look at all that Youth.

  14. Sheri says:

    He’s very good looking, but somebody needs to make him a sandwich.

  15. hot fuckin damn! too pretty for his own good.

  16. tobilynne says:

    He kind of looks like my fucktard ex, which makes him not so hot to me. But sweet baby Jesus, those cheekbones and jaw are stunning.

  17. Lexi Conner, erm Bessie the Cow says:

    He’s too fem for my age; however, at 18 I would have been head over heals (literally) for him.

  18. Mrs. Shreck says:

    Lexi Conner, erm Bessie the Cow, you have a lovely comment.

    Sister, as always, I’m sorry. I love you!

  19. MJ says:

    Oh yes, oh yes. I was starting to wonder if I’d lost the capacity to be attracted to (hairy farting) men but now I have my answer – Indian androgyny. He’s a keeper.

  20. mutterhals says:

    Maybe it’s because I’m getting older, but I’ve become exceedingly picky. This guy would have done it for me in my teens, but now he’s boring me to tears.

  21. Cricket9 says:

    Nice bone structure!

  22. Ann says:

    Amen on the cheekbones, but otherwise too skinny for my tastes. One of the criteria I have for Men I Find Hot is that I must be able to fit into their jeans. I doubt I’d be able to pull Karl’s over my hips. No bueno.

  23. ktee says:

    The irony of at all. While you are all ogling him, I bet he is ogling your boyfriends.

  24. dust says:

    Bony cheekbones OK, bony ass not OK. The roughness of his face and old eyes will look so much better in 10-15 years.

  25. erika says:

    He looks a bit thin but nice and tall. Kinda too femmy for me but he will probably grow into it as he gets older. I would fatten him up with lots of cheese.
    I have a fantasy about having a harem of young male models who love me unconditionally but they all turn gay with each other. Kinda sad.

  26. I agree, he does look a little thin…and his cheekbones look a little pronounced. But I tend to like round-faced guys for some reason.

    Hey, Sister Wolf! Your taste in men is sound, and therefore you should cast your vote for the Mr. PS3 Pageant on my blog.

    I’d feel a lot worse about the shameless plug if it didn’t relate, at least in a teensy way, to the topic at hand.

  27. theresa says:

    he kinda looks like my half japanese ex too….

    god he is beautiful though.

    I have to admit, I love girly men.

  28. Stella Mayfair says:

    pretty cheekbone guy is hot-ish, i must admit.

    @ rackk and ruin: molly, is that you?
    i still absolutely adore the studded snake skin headband i bought from you. this piece is genius. i wear it almost every day to crown my weird and wonderful life 🙂

  29. kenju says:

    He’s awe-inspiring. Makes me wish I’d been born 18 years go.

  30. WendyB says:

    I see you have very maternal feelings for him.

  31. kate says:

    Why are so many Norwegian boys so hot?

  32. hammie says:

    So now you are a nascent lesbo? That Boy is a gel!

  33. Kapaali says:

    He is beautiful, for sure, especially in the crown pic. He is a bit on the skinny side, but that’s nothing a cheeseburger poboy with oysters on the side wouldn’t fix.

  34. Wow, Norwegian and Asian makes for one hot boy/man.

  35. Natalea Hell says:

    mmmm i dont really like him :/

    he looks like a cross between david bowie and an asian lesbian.

  36. Sister Wolf says:

    Natalea – You say that like it’s a bad thing!

  37. Dru says:

    I admit, part of the reason why I like the looks of this boy is because I (and my teenage self) have/had a type, and this- skinny, mildly androgynous-looking boy- is EXACTLY it. The cheekbones don’t hurt, either.

  38. Alicia says:

    Um…yes. A whole lot of yes.

  39. Dru says:

    Also, Mo’Nique: ‘alcoholic Eskimo’? I cannot believe I didn’t say this before, but that’s offensive. And Karl is still cute.

  40. daniel says:

    Mo’nique is suffering from “bone loss”

  41. Yuck. Too angular and bony. I like a man with some meat on his bones, something you can hold on to. But, to each his/her own.

  42. Waikiki cane says:

    Charter supposed to fix whatever problem we've been having this pm. Still trying to download the last episode of MadMen from weeks ago.

  43. I wanted ice cream and cuddles, I got Madmen and popcorn for dinner. Is it Friday yet?

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