I don’t know where you live, but Los Angeles is hot and sweaty in August. I need a Houseboy to fan me while I sip a cold drink. Jo Dong Hyuk looks like a highly accomplished Houseboy, don’t you think?
But look at Greg Kheel.
Greg seems like a versatile Houseboy who wouldn’t mind dressing up if the situation demands. In fact, I would be happy to let him raid my closet when he’s done with his chores.
Finally, there’s Renato Ferreira.
He’s young, sure, but I think he would bring a spirituality to his tasks. He can even wear the necklace if it doesn’t get in the way.
See anything you like?
*If you know of any worthy houseboys of this caliber, feel free to submit pictures to sisterwolf666@gmail.com and I can include them with the next batch.
I’ve dressed Greg at a fashion show before. Have seen his abs in person.
Just sayin’
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number 2!! i’m dyyyying! :O
Meh.
My dream is #1.
Thanks, mommy 4 the gift!
Not doing anything for me. They’re all too young; I’d spend the while time trying to suck in my stomach and not looking down, creating that lovely middle-age double chin we all love so much.
How about this guy? http://www.google.com/m/search?oe=UTF-8&client=safari&q=javier+bardem&hl=en&site=images&ei=E7wyTqi3BZDONLfesqwD&ved=0CB0Q7AkwAQ#i=12
Very nice, all of them, but I’ll take Greg. I’m pretty sure my affinity for hot men in women’s clothing is well-documented.
And Sheri – yes, a thousand times yes, to Javier Bardem. Or, as I like to refer to him, Javier BarDAYUM.
Boys don’t do a thing for me, esp. those without any chest hair — too metrosexual. I’ll take Javier Bardem any day (lucky Penelope!). Or the guy playing Alcide on True Blood (muscles + tall).
I will take jo dong please. Scrub my toilet!
i’ll take #2! i love #1’s face/hair but not the greased up mega 6 pack. can you start a houseboys tumblr?
What a collection of wussies!
Who needs them when you could have me – in my sarong!!!
http://duffandnonsense.typepad.com/duff_nonsense/2011/06/the-fashion-shoot-of-the-year.html#tp
Or, better still, I could slowly and languorously remove my sarong and fan you with it. By jove, you’d need a really cold drink after that!
My gmail has been acting up, but might I use this space to recommend Jamie Bamber for inclusion in the next batch of houseboys?
Though “boy” is rather the wrong term to use, he’s ALL MAN and the combination of baby blues and Bamceps onscreen have frequently put me in need of a cold drink afterwards. http://i1.cdnds.net/09/09/550w_jamie_bamber_8.jpg
Damn, caught in the moderation queue again.
And as for people who like things of the more “boy” persuasion, I recommend having a good look at Yoann Gourcuff of the French national football team (image shamelessly pilfered from Kickette):
http://www.kickette.com/files/2009/09/sept28yoanngourcuffbruceweber.jpg
Yes to all of this. And Duff in his sarong.
Greedy bitch that I am, I’ll take all three!
Cristiano Ronaldo is cleaning my kitchen as we speak:
http://www.soccerwallpaper.mackafe.com/var/albums/Cristiano-Ronaldo-Wallpaper-Gallery/cristiano_ronaldo_wallpaper.jpg.667555106.jpg
Might have to share those wicked gold lame trousers with drama boy #2… LOL
Alicia, you are obviously a lady of taste and discernment!
David Duff just said “By Jove” – what?
God above, I would like to look like Greg Kheel, please. I never ask you for anything and have always been a grateful individual but now I feel cheated. I would really appreciate it if you could fix your tiny mistake.
Meh.
And double meh to David Duff.
Come on, people! Jo (ahem) Dong Hyuk is clearly the one who deserves the houseboy job! The others look like the school bully! (If you went to my school that is).