Big can be good but too big is TOO BIG and that’s where we are now.
Look at this stupid safety-pin earring by Balenciaga. I’m going to guess it’s being marketed as a Statement piece. It’s only going to state, “Hi, I’m stupid, with too much money, go away.”
You may have seen the Kanye-approved it-brand Vetements and laughed, like I have, but the laugh will be on us if this trend doesn’t run its course in a hurry.
Here’s a Vetements shirt, $1,365.
We get it. It’s big.
I haven’t seen a real person wearing the huge clothes I see on fashion sites, but I know somewhere people are walking around in this shit and feeling edgy and important.
Here’s some more hideous earrings by Balenciaga, another one of Kanye’s buddies.
Let’s pivot to medium, can we, Kanye?