Ivanka Trump went to two shithole countries (Ethiopia and Ivory Coast) to tout her global economic program for women, a trip with all the pomp and ceremony of a King’s visit, paid for by We the People! Yay, Ivanka! Evita would envy this bitch’s sense of entitlement, which is off the fucking charts.
I love how Ivanka chose a fitted white Colonialist dress, complete with a little safari-style neck-scarf! It was the perfect choice for dancing around with African women, who smiled and laughed like happy children, despite working long backbreaking hours at textile looms, or bending over troughs of cocoa beans.
Speaking of cocoa, Ivanka praised her co-sponsors, including Nestle’s, known for its failure to observe international protocols for child labor.
I have to say that this is the most idiotic public relations scam I have seen in recent memory. Melania herself is a model of humility compared to Ivanka. No wonder they hate each other.
If you can stomach a little more, here’s Ivanka talking about the tremendous toll her “work” has taken on her family life.
“That’s a price that we’re paying together. I am looking forward to a time in the future when I can live a slightly more low-key private life and be able to spend a little bit more time with my children.”
Her kids, she stressed, are proud of the current family business.
Ivanka Trump said her 7-year-old daughter Arabella recently used her nanny’s phone to ask the Siri digital assistant how many people her father had helped get out of prison, after the passage of a criminal justice reform bill Kushner had helped champion.
“I think our kids are really proud and I share with them as many of these stories as I can,” Ivanka Trump said. “I’m certainly going to share the stories of this trip.”
Will she share the stories with the nanny, to pass on to the kids, or will she tell the kids directly? I have so many questions! Can I see Jared’s birth certificate? Who flat-irons Ivanka’s hair every morning? Will anyone ever mention Barron? And when can they all go to prison?
I’ll just try to be patient. At least there was no collusion.
I’ve been praying for many years, for Melania to go on the rampage and beat Donald to death with a Birkin bag. I’d like to include Ivanka in the killing spree as of now.
Who the fuck are these people?
Who in their right mind has anything to do with Nestle, also affectionately known as ‘the baby killers’ in our house for many years, due to their promotion of powdered baby formula in certain deprived, African countries, where they knew full well the water supply was practically lethal.
I’ve been an avid reader of your blog for many years, but I’ve never had the balls to comment until now.
Saffron – I’m glad you commented! Thank you for hating them like I do!
Thank you — especially for the ending.
Why can’t she and the boy wonder set up their own damn foundation to do all these “good works”. Why do we have to pay for her self esteem building junkets? She probably got a tetanus shot after being with these women.
Full of focused rage.
Nestle?
Is it bad to call her a rancid whore? Some asshole on Twitter is mad at me because I only refer to The Orange Maggot’s 3rd wife as “The Latex Sex Doll.”
Damn straight the whole nasty Trump klan ought be prohibited.
Really, if they wanna “do charity” they ought be required, absolutely required to funnel any funds and services whatsoever through the Clinton Foundation’s largest privately held corporate contributor Bayer (IG Farben, Monsanto).
And wear MHGA hats doing it!
She’s a monster.
Loath her. Have you heard her speak? She is so phony and puts on this weird slow, low, cadence that is creepy as hell to listen to. The way she talks is the worst. How people listen to her without puking is beyond me.
Ah, Nestle, the people trying to make access to water a privilege. Let’s hope she remembers to show her kids how many little brown children daddy has put in cages and stole from their parents. So much to be proud of.
Oh my god! She is just so arrogant like her father. She really thinks she is creating world peace or something. It will be interesting to see how fucked up her kids become.