Above, a jacket by Y’s, a line by Yohji Yamamoto. At only $699, it’s a good price for this brand. Who can finish this sentence:
Sleeves like this are great because _________
Next is an offering from the fabulously popular and overpriced DSQUARED2.
Layers of shredded denim lend a patched and worn look to these signature DSQUARED2 Cool Girl cropped jeans. 5-pocket styling. Button fly.
Oh, don’t be so modest, Shopbop! Tell us about the strategic distressing and the bleach stains! Believe me, these jeans will scream Cool Girl no matter what a lame-ass you really are. Worth every penny.
Finally, a nice poke in the eye at a friendly price point. Behold the Turn Up Culottes by EDIT.
Welp, they are nothing if not avant-garde, where avant-garde means hideous. I love the pleats, which ensure a bloated look around the middle. The rear view is just as flattering.
At only $275, the culottes are a great deal, using the standard formula e (eyesore) x p (price) ÷ sv (shock-value) + u (unwearability) x ? + s (sadness)2 .