Let’s Not Forget Shoes

gucci spiked sneaker

It’s been quite a while since a pair of shoes stopped me in my tracks, so I’m feeling a real sense of occasion tonight.

Will you just look at this fucking shoe? And Gucci managed to capture the horror by calling it the Titan Spiked Glitter Web Sneaker.

It feels like multitasking just to behold it…there is so much to take in and it’s all so conflicting.

It’s a sneaker! It’s  weapon! It’s a ballet shoe! It’s from Mars!

At $695, it is sold out in every size except 40, so if you’re a US size 10, this is your moment.

Here’s a review from a satisfied customer:

Love them…almost feels like a shoe more than a sneakers…so I can dress them up or down.

Haha, that is so nuts, right? How could you dress them up, and how could you dress them down? Those concepts don’t even apply.

gucci spiked sneaker 2

Okay, that’s it. Go back to what you were doing and let me know if you see any fashion this momentous.

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8 Responses to Let’s Not Forget Shoes

  1. carmen says:

    OMG. THIS IS momentously awful. I am so glad i discovered this site. Doucheland Uber Alles!

  2. Sam says:

    What are those pointy things at the back?
    Drill bits??

  3. Marky says:


  4. Andra says:

    Amazing! I would dearly love to see what sort of person (and I use the term loosely) would purchase these things.
    Not human, surely!

  5. David Duff says:

    “Doucheland Uber Alles!”

    Carmen, anyone who can make me laugh out loud first thing in the morning, in fact, most of the day, gains my enduring love.

  6. Kellie says:

    I am strangely drawn to these.
    Possibly the merging of all the elements contained. Spikes, glitter, open top lacing.
    Maybe I am losing my mind. I wouldnt doubt it.
    They are selling out all over the web. Due to them “only” being $700.

  7. Dj says:

    Looks like that kid wizard Jaden Smirh jumped ship and buzzed over to Gucci….

  8. Jody lynn says:

    Oh dear!!!! That’s funny and crazy, thanks for bringing this to our attention.

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