It’s been quite a while since a pair of shoes stopped me in my tracks, so I’m feeling a real sense of occasion tonight.
Will you just look at this fucking shoe? And Gucci managed to capture the horror by calling it the Titan Spiked Glitter Web Sneaker.
It feels like multitasking just to behold it…there is so much to take in and it’s all so conflicting.
It’s a sneaker! It’s weapon! It’s a ballet shoe! It’s from Mars!
At $695, it is sold out in every size except 40, so if you’re a US size 10, this is your moment.
Here’s a review from a satisfied customer:
Love them…almost feels like a shoe more than a sneakers…so I can dress them up or down.
Haha, that is so nuts, right? How could you dress them up, and how could you dress them down? Those concepts don’t even apply.
Okay, that’s it. Go back to what you were doing and let me know if you see any fashion this momentous.