Ahem. Let the meeting come to order!
First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be fifty seven this month and I fucking rule. See me arm wrestling above, at a family gathering a couple of weeks ago.
Face it! I just rule. It’s not my fault that I didn’t over-pluck my eyebrows, I didn’t like staying out in the sun, I didn’t fuck up my hair and I was just lucky that way. This rampant ageism among the nice people who have recently come aboard is very sad. They are terrified of aging but that’s not my fault either. In any case, that particular weapon is useless here. Thanks anyway!
Second: An excitable woman in Texas has taken it upon herself to rally her Good Ol Gals on facebook to come here and cause mischief. The woman is a pal of Sea and Mom. Here is her best comment thus far:
Now we know more than we wanted to know about Sea’s appraisal of me. She is welcome to perseverate on female genitalia, as she does on her “other” blog. Just not mine.
As it turns out, poor Mom is also preoccupied with me as evidenced by a histrionic screed that she left as a comment, using a proxy server. Her comment was particular shocking, coming from a mother, but obviously our ideas of morality are very different. At least she got Sea to delete this “thought:”
Grief, shoes, it’s all the same to some people. Scary but true.
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Now, here is my thinking. I have been committed to a blog that is free of censorship. But this orchestrated attempt to waste my time is annoying my real readers. So, how about one of these strategies:
1. When some lunatic leaves a comment that slanders me ( in the true sense of slander) we shall respond to them with the word “WHORE!” For example, “Dumbbell” writes “LOL sister wolf, your an old old old anus with no sole” the response from faithful readers shall be “WHORE!”
or
2. I will just allow the first two lines of every slanderous comment and delete the rest. That way, “Judy under a fake name” can write: “sister wolf you make me sick, bile vitriol, venom, old old old empty lonely bad mother crazy as a loon and even reading my freaking ebay curations and you make me so sick and you hate on and your just so old and why don’t you get a life you horrible old thing and bab bad mother who doesnt know how to grieve like we do in Texas you old old older-than-me narcissist narcissist bla bla bla bla” but it will be shortened to “sister wolf you make me sick, bile vitriol, venom, old old old empty”
Well, these are my ideas for now.
Down with ageism and up with real eyebrows!
oh, but can’t we do both?
It would be great fun to see the slanderous comments shortened down to nearly incomprehensible opening lines, and then we all shout “WHORE!” “WHORE!!!” afterwards.
It would be like an experimental poetry slam with audience participation. I want to go there.
Could you create a shrine to stupid? I vote for an entire page dedicated to these amazing comments, so that we can all enjoy them. Sometimes I don’t check back for comments, and I miss the old old old vitriol.
Natalie – YAY!
lindsey – YES! Good idea, we will have both. xo
Penny – Yeah, I have considered putting it all on a separate page called Vitriol ‘n Venom.
Damn, I have been missing all the comment excitement! Where have I been? I like the “whore” option.
I like Penny’s idea.
Can there also be a page that outlines the meaning of “conspicuous consumption” and how it differs from consumption and liking fashion, basic grammar rules, and a brief history of satire? One that would be required reading for any new person?
I think that would be helpful.
I’m with Lindsey. Both, please.
Above and beyond anything else, and this I know you need not be reminded of, but this is YOUR blog, do whatever the fuck you want!
Alicia – Hahahahhahaha, that’s a big requirement. It would be enough if they could just spell “you’re”
Ann – Yeah, but my readers are my joy, you know, after ice cream and coffee. xoxo
I too am with Lindsey. There’s something very satisfying about “yelling” WHORE at idiots.
I’m also with Alicia. We’ll need to definitions for satire and irony.
you fucking rule.
R – Hahahahhahaha, Judy, you can’t even remember that YOU are supposed to be R! I wish that you and your kid weren’t so obsessed with masturbating. Can’t you guys just have sex? You wont believe thhis, but it’s EVEN BETTER with another person!
R – WHORE!
@R – WHORE! MORON! Fuck off, Ronnie, you illiterate anal wart.
Oh, this is too good. I’ve been longing for a reason to use the word WHORE more frequently, and R has just set me up…
WHORE!!
WHORE!!!!!
HelOnWheels – R is Mom of shoes, using a proxy server (R (IP: 96.31.65.82 , server.proxyrod.com)
Audi – It feels good, doesn’t it?!?
Sister Wolf, I just wanted to say that I enjoy your posts and you look fabulous! I just don’t get these trolls, seemingly you are not allowed to speak freely on your own blog but they can be self-righteous and post vile comments on your blog (plus the obsession with the nether-regions is quite disturbing). Double standards methinks. Carry on posting, as the email with the link to one of your new posts is something I look forward to at the end of a working day! Perhaps as well as WHORE we could fluctuate the replies, I’d like to suggest fuckwits!
Oh, my mistake, SW. Must correct this mistaken identity issue ASAP:
R – WHORE!! Fuck off, Judy, you anal wart!
That is a gorgeous picture of you up there!
Oh, and WHORE!!!! to R.
WHORE!
WHORE R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHORE!!!!!!!!
Judy is pathetic. How does she find the time to troll? What with shopping and pimping out her daughter. Whore!
The double standards of the trolls on this blog astound me.
To people who ‘hate on’ Sister Wolf, I suggest you reflect on your behaviour.
To R (whoever you may be): Learn to bloody write, or at least self-edit!
SW, why are all your trolls so obsessed with your vag? are your ladyflaps goldplated, or perhaps the answer to life the universe and everything?
how asphyxiatingly rad are you? totally loving *ON* you.
Well Sister Wolf, you know you’ve made it when you get the shoes to mention you by name in a social networking site.
@ R: DUMB WHORE!!! (you’re supposed to be R, idiot!)
I agree with the suggested retort (WHORE!) because you have already stated your position and why you blog about what you blog, and the majority of us are in agreement with it – and we have stated and defended our views several times over, and over, and over. WE all know why we’re here. Let them read the back entries while we move on to something else!
Also, for the sake of not having an entire screen literred with the word ‘WHORE!’ (although I admit that could be fun, at least at first) perhaps one ‘WHORE!’ per annoying commenter would be enough? Whoever gets in first gets to dish it out! Then consider that commenter dealt with. Unless they are persistent and return for more – in which case, the more ‘WHORE!’s they get, the better. Possibly prefaced with something like ‘STUPID’.
You’re so beautiful Sister Wolf! I thought this before and continue to do so. I’m very partial to a black hair/pale skin combination.
I bet Jane masturbates to this: http://www.google.co.cr/images?q=ecchi&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=es&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=455
No, it is certainly not “Mom of Shoes”.
Someone protecting a good friend.
You are clearly oblivious to what a total nut-job you look like right now. I imagine if you lived anywhere near them, you’d be banging on their windows and howling at them.
That’s the exact mental image I’ve gotten from this all along. But it doesn’t take a psychiatrist to realize that this has little to do with Jane & Judy. At the end of the day, its all about you, baby.
Even though you clearly have nothing to do but stalk them AROUND THE FUCKING CLOCK.
R – I CAN SEE YOUR IP YOU IDIOT! it is 89.238.154.118 , 89.238.154.118 and it’s different from all the other posts from R! You are now posing as R! Jesus! WHORE!
Sister Wolf – I’m off for the weekend, loved this post. You are the best. Xx
R – WHORE!!
….in that case
R “The Poser” – WHORE!
At least Judy and her daughter are close unlike you and Max!!! You weren’t there for him and that is the tragedy you have
I was going to say – much as I read your blog, I’d rather not picture your vagina as frequently
@Kerry: WHORE!!
Kerry – stupid whore.
I used to like this blog but it has really degenerated, in the last few weeks, into some sort of
Comments are cutting off, by the way. Is that just my laptop?
Some people can be nasty on here, including you SW, but if you have a blog I guess that comes with the territory, you have to take the good with the bad. I am a little surprised that you won’t be publishing everything people say, why is that and why have you resorted to censorship on a blog that has always expounded free speech and criticized that silly cow SOS for blocking comments! Please don’t go down the slippery path of censorship, the haters will eventually get bored and go away to play somewhere else. I am a little disappointed you have gone down this route
Can we get back to the good ol’ days of Cunt of the Week?
I’m sick of Sea, her whorish mother, her gay boyfriend, and the cretinous assholes who feel the need to defend her ostentatious parvenu lifestyle.
Wait! I just thought of something: We should all post as R!
I was wrong all along. Sea is a vapid girl, and her mother is ruining her life.
Yes, you do rule!
I still want to get back to Cunt of the Week. Refinery contests, too!
maybe if you had paid as much attention to Max as you do to your blog……
My apologies…I’m a fucking idiot.
Cara – even more stupid whore, but at least concise.
By the way, is all this utterly boring crap started by a fucking COCKROACH necklace – oops, sorry, by entymology?
“the haters will eventually get bored and go away to play somewhere else.”
Catt, that’s the point. Most of these people clearly don’t get it and need to go away. As Elizette said above, things have been clearly explained several times over. They have nothing to contribute and, as such, are of no use.
Well, except to bait the use of “WHORE!”
I CAN SEE YOUR IP, I CAN SEE YOUR IP!!!!! WTF is going on here, have you lost your mind?? This used to be a
Wow. You are a sad, saaaaaaaaaaaad person.
Sister, you are this old whores HERO!!