Ahem. Let the meeting come to order!
First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be fifty seven this month and I fucking rule. See me arm wrestling above, at a family gathering a couple of weeks ago.
Face it! I just rule. It’s not my fault that I didn’t over-pluck my eyebrows, I didn’t like staying out in the sun, I didn’t fuck up my hair and I was just lucky that way. This rampant ageism among the nice people who have recently come aboard is very sad. They are terrified of aging but that’s not my fault either. In any case, that particular weapon is useless here. Thanks anyway!
Second: An excitable woman in Texas has taken it upon herself to rally her Good Ol Gals on facebook to come here and cause mischief. The woman is a pal of Sea and Mom. Here is her best comment thus far:
Now we know more than we wanted to know about Sea’s appraisal of me. She is welcome to perseverate on female genitalia, as she does on her “other” blog. Just not mine.
As it turns out, poor Mom is also preoccupied with me as evidenced by a histrionic screed that she left as a comment, using a proxy server. Her comment was particular shocking, coming from a mother, but obviously our ideas of morality are very different. At least she got Sea to delete this “thought:”
Grief, shoes, it’s all the same to some people. Scary but true.
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Now, here is my thinking. I have been committed to a blog that is free of censorship. But this orchestrated attempt to waste my time is annoying my real readers. So, how about one of these strategies:
1. When some lunatic leaves a comment that slanders me ( in the true sense of slander) we shall respond to them with the word “WHORE!” For example, “Dumbbell” writes “LOL sister wolf, your an old old old anus with no sole” the response from faithful readers shall be “WHORE!”
or
2. I will just allow the first two lines of every slanderous comment and delete the rest. That way, “Judy under a fake name” can write: “sister wolf you make me sick, bile vitriol, venom, old old old empty lonely bad mother crazy as a loon and even reading my freaking ebay curations and you make me so sick and you hate on and your just so old and why don’t you get a life you horrible old thing and bab bad mother who doesnt know how to grieve like we do in Texas you old old older-than-me narcissist narcissist bla bla bla bla” but it will be shortened to “sister wolf you make me sick, bile vitriol, venom, old old old empty”
Well, these are my ideas for now.
Sweet Sister Wolf, please stop showing me how pretentious I am. The nouveau riche can’t help but to buy everything with a designer label to show the have-nots to how much better we are than them.
But they love it! They defend us! Why should we stop?!?!
My apologies to everyone but I am a stupid whore who is jealous of every successful woman because my life is sad and pathetic .
(this is a troll, not Cricket9, just clarifying, SW)
I ignored my son and look at what happened, I guess I am the whore
(of course, this is not me, Sister Wolf, but a troll who persists in spamming with obscene comments, very very tragic individual)
Seriously I can’t believe that people are so rabidly pro-Sea that they would dare say you weren’t there for your son or whatever other crap they say. It just shows just how truly lacking in humanity they really are. YOU are the scum, people, yes, you. May you never have to go through whatever personal hell SW is dealing with, if you ever do, you will think to yourself – at some point in time – why did I say that shit to that person? How could I have felt that? It’s really sadly obvious that life has not dealt you anything remotely devastating or if it has you are just too shallow to have a soul.
So what if she is talking shit about your lavish lifestyle. Get over it. Laugh it off and get on with your money parade.
Just because SW says mean things, the truth hurts, Sea and Judy spend at least $50K monthly on ugly clothes and nice shoes and do nothing good for anyone. Do they even know that poverty exists? I would forgive them their sickness if they at least did something charitable once in a while. And no, giving away an ugly chair painted by your sister doesn’t count. Sorry Sea & Mom, you put your enormously wasteful expenditures on a blog for all the world to see without ever acknowledging that you care about anything else, you deserve the nasty comments. Even a richie-rich like Kanye West gives shout-outs to the poor. You do nothing. It’s fucking gross.
Sister – you can dish it out and take it so I don’t need to stick up for you, but I will anyway. The shit talking about you and your kids is fucked beyond, and more hateful and debased than any snide remarks any of us have made about Sea Sick, etc. Love your blog, it’s the shit.
And wait – I don’t get this business about the tweet being about Giselle B. when it says ‘Sister Wolf in her time of grief’ wtf?
I will tell my Texas clan to keep coming here even though they claim to have better things to do. They will do our bidding. The shoes give us power beyond measure.
This shit has just got way too weird for me, the comments are becoming a little insane, so laters haters
Aw come on Cailin, the comments are just getting good. If this is too weird for you how do you feel about YouTube?
You fucking Rule Sister Wolf! keep it up lady \m/
Ew – I’m not sure if “Cailin” is a Whore or just a big baby. But thanks for representing the Sanity Brigade, xo
“Why have comments if you only print the supportive ones?!? What’s the point?” – sister wolf
I think a troll rule is in order. You put up with them a lot longer than I would have done SW, I suggest you just Delete and be damned, myself.
On an entirely unrelated note – I am sad that Lawrence Fishburnes daughter Montana has made a sex tape as a way to become famous. What the hell is it with fame?
haha SW I guess I’m just a big baby
I just want to apologize. I am just a fat whore who needs to win points with the aldridge family who once invited me to dinner.
Being a fat whore makes me feel bad about myself so I lash out. I really dont’ know any better.
I vote Republican because I keep thinking they are on my side, you know, like joe the plumber. That’s why I am spending my time trolling here.
I wish I was a woman with an inner life. I even wish I had kids instead of just making fun of grief.
Just forgive me for being so stupid.
wait, I’m a whore. I’m all confused.
I hate myself for being a nobody. why was I ever born?
SW you can dish it but you can’t take it and a hypocrite as well
“Why have comments if you only print the supportive ones?!? What’s the point?” — sister wolf
Boo you whore!!!
Aishling that is just fucking mean to say that about someone who committed suicide. I’m sorry SW that you had to read that
Oops wait, you ARE printing the mean ones, you are just keeping them brief, ohhhhhh, sorry! I’m just a whore!
oh no, now I’m trying to ge tto you by saying “suicide” I must be insane, forgive me everyone, I dont even have kids
Can I be forgiven too? Please? I’m just a crazy troll!
Me too, I need help, that’s why I stoop to drag in someone’s family tragedy, I am just too nuts to tap into my humanity, sorry!
WTF is going on here and why are people bothering to copy each others names, so fucking purile and odd. I guess someone will copy my name and say I am a whore, so funny and intelligent
Ew- Seriously, that tweet had nothing to do with that whore Gisele! What a bunch of crap. And enough with the babies. This shit is hilarious. On with more whores!
purile? If you’re gonna use a 10 point word at least spell it correctly. Puerile. But you did get the definition/context right so I’ll give you back 5 points and call you a whore. In my own name. Which is not my real name. Sally.
Someone needs to contact child services and get your younger son taken away from you before you do the damage you did you Max you psycho bitch.
PS you were a shit mother to him
concepta… WHORE!
I’m sorry, but when in the hell has SisterWolf done anything to mock people who are going through a lot. What is the most Sea and Mom of Sea gone through? They broke a heel? She has been open about her feelings the whole time. It’s so much easier to hide behind a computer screen then to own up to this shit in real life. You think it’s okay to make fun of her? You’re using her pain as a way to build yourselves up. Fuck off you damn lot. Go fap off to some more pictures of little girls with daddy issues whose mommies can only try to remake their shattered youth.
Carol, I still think you should run! All of us here at SW would gladly let you crash on our couches for a while til you find an awesome family to live with. You’ve got more skills anyway.
SisterWolf, I love you. You are an amazingly resilient woman. You are my hero, for taking this shit. You stay classy SW, stay classy.
wait, one more for good measure: WHORES!
Getting a little personal there connconn. This indicates that you are less than aware of what’s right and wrong to say anonymously on the interwebs. If you do know SW why don’t you sit down and say this to her face. That’s what human beings do.
Now now, Sister Wolf, I thought that editing the negative comments was a blogging faux pas. What gives?
Karen
connconn – Please call the authorities. You need some help. I’m sorry about whatever was done to you to make you this way. Let me know how I can help you.
JUDY ALDRIDGE: WHORE.
escape, Jane! Escape!!! Run away to New York!
Oh, lawdy … I actually shop at Gretchen’s place. Things are getting dicey in TX.
I still hope Jane gets to get away & go to college. Carol too! SeaMom will find things to do & Gretchen’s place rocks, her pooches too.
AND, I still love this blog!! Arm wrestlers & all …
Seriously what is the story SW? I thought you were all for free speech and letting the haters vent etc. Now you are obviously deleting comments because one minute it will have 88 comments then when I refresh it has 86, so I presume you are not only censoring but removing comments too. Next thing you will be issuing a statement saying you are no longer taking any comments. Please do not turn into Jane Aldridge, I thought you were better than them and could take a bit of crap from people
I wish everyone would stop giving SW so much attention, this sort of crap whether it is positive or negative is a narcissists wet dream, I bet she is creaming her pants at all these comments. I suspect she is also behind some of the name duplication too, just to add fuel to her sick fire. Get help and realise what an insignificant worm you are
You all made my day totally cute.
Fiona – “a bit of crap?” Hahahahha! WHORE!
Dear troll, I may (or may not) be a whore but I’m not stupid. My life was at times sad and pathetic, but lately it’s wildly successful. For the record, the only woman I’m jealous of is Salma Hayek – sadly, I will never have her waistline. Other than that, I’m freakin’ pleased with myself, so there.
(this is Cricket9, not the troll).
Hey Cricket did you finally get a bigger trailer at the park, congrats on your wildly successful life
Maxine, you can start with yourself – don’t give SW blog attention please. We’ll all be happier without your attention. Oh, I forgot to add: whore. Have a cute day.
Why, thanks Mel, that’s awfully nice of you. Yes, I just moved to my huge new trailer. You have no idea what kind of big beautiful roaches we have here; I have to go to make some jewelry now, bye!
Hey R/Judy/deadbugcatchers, whores and whoremongers,
Just so you know, this is the INTERNET.
And sometimes, on the INTERNET, people enjoy poking fun at other people’s blogs! Shocking concept, I know…….
I like that Jane’s ‘friends’ indicate she is mature. If she also has a modicum of intelligence (which I’m sure she does) then she would understand the majority of this internet banter is not a personal attack.
What is really telling is the fact that you ‘defenders’ and ‘supporters’ keep coming back! I feel sorry for you that you GENUINELY don’t get it.
The ‘comments for Jane’ posts are not about jealousy, or misery, or bitterness.
They are also NOT about SW’s son.
In my opinion, people who cannot laugh at themselves (and react to any vaguely negative commentary on their existence) are also people who are not genuinely creative and only likely to relate to others on a very superficial level.
Who are these pathetic idiots??? I mean REALLY, it must just eat away at them that you have actual friends. Not just some vapid followers that just look at your pretty new things.
Things you covet today are tomorrows crap. THere is no amount of STUFF to fill the holes. Sea and her Mom may one day realize that. THings can look good on the outside and be shit on the inside.
Additionally, the people who say shit about your Max should have their emails published so that we can all send emails to them about our feelings on the situation.
Additionally, additionally-you should keep blocking peoples emails so that they are forced to find/created other accounts to be able to post.
THis will give them something else to do and think about besides shallow crap.
And may keep them out of your vagina too.
I didnt get the bags of sand reference from the other thread btw…
I may be a whore to some of you but I would never stoop to the level of some people here who feel the need to insult a mother who has lost her son.
Kellie grow up and stop with the angry mob mentality, it is not cool to bombard people with insulting e mails just because they say crazy insensitive stuff, I would think less attention is the way to go about it.
kellie – I don’t know why these trolls are so fixated on genitalia. It’s worrisome.
Seriously…the comments on this blog lately. I can’t even…I can’t even finish this sentence because I don’t even have words for the cruelty I am witnessing. SW can stand up for herself, but I am still totally appalled. Why would you (commenters like mel) turn her son’s death into a joke? Whether or not you know her, that is seriously fucked up.
…and then, on a totally different level, people are just blindly shouting WHORE. It’s bringing the content of this blog down. I miss the old Godammit, Godammit! Now I’m the one who’s mad.
Later bros.
Okay, I’m going to say this and be done. SW, I have only been reading your posts for less than a month but, you are a blogging inspiration. You say what you feel. You’re hilarious and witty. You call out insincerity and with humor you have called out certain bloggers, saying things we already think. Public figures have made themselves so. It’s YOUR blog and you can say whatever the hell you want. You’ve also gone through a loss most of us can’t begin to comprehend. You have sincerest of sympathy from the majority of your readers.
I don’t care how nasty you get. You have lost a child and honestly, If you told me that my mother was a diseased cock gobbling cunt, I’d have to brush it off right now. This isn’t to say that you shouldn’t be taken seriously… it’s just that others need to grow a pair and LET YOU BE right now.
Now is not the time for you to be attacked. You need to be uplifted and held and distracted when you need it. Sure this silliness and hatefulness is distracting but it’s just the worst kind of distraction. At least, that’s my opinion.
I hope that anyone who has been insulted or feels the need to lash out, will just walk away. Show some restraint, even if you feel that others aren’t. Be the bigger person, no matter what side you’re on.
Let’s bring some joy and love up in here!
Okay, enough of my hippie shit.
xoxo
Katie – “brings the content down?” THIS ISN’T CONTENT, these are comments from lunatics. Since you have commented under a variety of names, I don’t even know what you want. Go away. thanks.
I assumed some of the previous comments were made by people who know SW which is very disturbing. It is less freaky when the crazies are just anonymous keyboard warriors but still very upsetting to read the level of cruelty.
Unfortunately this blog has been hijacked and has degenerated into weirdly excessive name calling, shame because it was very witty in the past
cailin – SHUT THE FUCK UP! JESUS! YOU ARE HIJACKING IT! I AM LETTING YOU GO! GO! SCRAM!