Tag Archives: Angelina Jolie

Madge vs Angelina Smackdown

Posted on June 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading →

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Angelina to Jen: Just Kill Yourself!

Posted on May 20, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Each time I see a picture like this, I can feel Jen dying a tiny death, like an oragasm in reverse.   Even this close to death from starvation, Angelina is breathtaking. Swathed in nude chiffon, lips emitting a flourescent glare … Continue reading →

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Pre-Oscar Complaints

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I’m looking forward to wasting my evening tomorrow, watching the Academy Awards. All I ask is that Mickey Rourke doesn’t win. But first, let me review The Changeling for anyone who missed it. Not surprisingly, it’s all about Angelina Jolie’s … Continue reading →

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Horrible Celebrity Baby Names II

Posted on July 22, 2008 by Sister Wolf

While laying in my death-bed, I’ve been able to read the new Vogue magazine with a fine-tooth comb, so to speak. It’s filled with horror this month. I haven’t even begun to dissect its many insults, but a feature on … Continue reading →

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