Tag Archives: Vivienne Westwood

To Buy Or Not To Buy

Long ago, in a galaxy known as Coggles.com, I was dazzled by a Vivienne Westwood tiara with little diamante devil horns. It was a replica of the one Viv wore to meet the Queen of England. It was way out … Continue reading

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Vivienne Still Rules!

God bless a woman who doesn’t want Botox and speaks her mind. This is how to be 67, if you’re as cool as Vivienne Westwood. Of course, none of us are, but here’s what she says about Sex And The … Continue reading

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Some Bitch Sat On My Handbag

I went to a dinner party and someone’s sister-in-law sat on my Vivienne Westwood handbag. I believe I have post traumatic stress disorder due to this event, and I’d like to sue her fat ass to kingdom come. There’s a … Continue reading

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Listen to Vivienne Westwood

   Doesn’t Dame Vivienne Westwood look fantastic here at age 65?   I didn’t know that she accepted another honour at Buckingham Palace without “wearing knickers!” You can see a short interview with her here. It’s fun to hear her call … Continue reading

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Even More Penisy!

Vivienne Westwood now offers you the Penis Drop Pendant, for only $138!   You could wear it with the Penis Cufflinks, if that’s not too much penis for you.

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