Aren’t these jeans from Karmaloop breathtaking?! I would wear them just to acquire a nice diamond-shape pattern on my legs. Or to impress my friends with the little blobs of fat that stick out through the holes.
Nothing cheers me up like a browse through the wonderland that is Karmaloop. Complete this sentence:
These jeans would be great for —————————.
Lindsay Lohan!
…growing roses & ensuring my “lady garden” remained florally fragrant at all times?
maiming people made out of velveeta.
…hookers in winter.
organizing the mail by level of sexiness, obv. w/ sexiest nearest crotch.
modest types getting leg tattoos.
nothing.
Rumi ¬¬
mosquitos?
Tanning.
I adore the use of “breath-taking” in regards to very ugly things.
…an extreme sunburn, which would lead to peeling in a scaled pattern for a more reptilian look. This will be necessary in the future, for camouflage, once the rept-aliens take over earth.
encouraging anyone and their dog that they can design fashion and get away with it.
Taking the attention away from Lindsay Lohan’s, bony cracked out face.
waffles for everyone.
ew ew ew. like meat being sqeezed through the little holes of a mincer
Storing garlic cloves or onions.
Draining spaghetti xx
……… subtle ventilation, cos’ that’s what Ladies do, too.
Scaring the neighbours (unless they have some too, in which case invest in a pet python)
They are breathtaking.
They would be good for a Tucson hooker’s night out at Olive Garden and the movies (‘Love Happens’) with the girls.
Taking the attention off one’s ugly face.
Not having to shave my whole leg…just little diamonds here and there.
hannibal lector party platter? perfectly plump leg triangles! slice it right off the bone!
ah boo… i meant hannibal lectEr…
I’m with arline.
S & M
wearing with my string vest!
for filtering out small fish just like the mighty baleen whale does!
do i win something?
a trip in a time machine back to the eighties for a good ol medieval metal show.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! God, Karmaloop should use your comments to sell these pants! Keep em coming, you people is hilarious!!!! xoxo
wearing in the tanning bed & then not wearing at all.
These would be great if you forgot to bring something to the company potluck- “I’ve brought little muffins. I’ve just set the tray in my lap here…”