This is what happens when you stay up too late. You start looking at shit on the Karmaloop website. Pretty soon you don’t know what to think. Here’s their exclusive Catfight Jeans, only around $50-something dollars.
Here’s the Exclusive Brianel l******s, which I’m sure many girls love for their irony factor. Can’t remember what they cost.
Finally, for $80, here’s a dead thing that is available only in VERY LIMITED QUANTITIES, so hurry the hell up and order yours right now!
Can anyone enlighten me and tell me what is the purpose of the dead animal thing? And why would anyone want one? I guess I’m just not cool enough or ironic enough to know.
as much as i like most t-shirts by brian lichtenberg — these l******s make me nauseous! does roomy wear that?
Those catfight jeans are a abomination, they remind me of what Freddy Krueger would do to you if you refused to do the sexy time, but there would be blood seeping out of the slits, a bit like the blood pouring out of my eyeballs having looked at them.
And the dead thing, what the frigg? Is it for slinging over your neck, ensuring that you look a total twat at all times?
Bruno was ace Sister Wolf, go see it, I was howling with laughter most of the time, stuned into silence by my fellow “humans” behaviour half the time, and cringing behind my sleeve at Bruno’s antics all the time.
The Milli Vanilli scene is a film in itself.
Jesus, I took my friend who is 84, he loved it. Might be something to do with the Double Johnny Walkers we were drinking, but we both thought it was worth seeing.
Yeah, I’ll pass on these if that’s okay with you.
Do they make the cat-fight jeans for mean? I guess I could make them myself. I’ll get the scissors out for tonight’s insomnia.
MY EYES! MY EYES! Stop the horror!
Buttfuckingly ugly!
The dead thing was adorable though…but for $80.00 I’ll pass. I’ll just run over the raccoon from next door.
Em…what the hell is it though?
Pleasing to the eye when you can’t sleep! What shocked me in the daylight hours is amusing me in my dead of night can’t sleep mode.
thank you! no i can accurately identify all of these on my next trip to south coast plaza…
…south coast is my favorite place to awful outfit watch.
I love the buttfuckingly comment, and I could add no more to that, except ditto.
andrea- We don’t wanna know about that Thing, but it has a clip on it.
Stella Mayfair – Hahahaha! She would need to cut them off to expose more skin.
Braindance – Godammit, I can’t wait to see it!!!!!!! (also, Freddy Kruger is just what I see in those hideous jeans)
WendyB- Oh, fine, you snob.
Mark – You have enough jeans to fuck up, at least.
HelOnWheels – Are you okay?!? Use eye drops!!!
Bex- We don’t know what it’s for. Many items on that website are incomprehensible.
Make Do- So true.
alittle lux – Really??? I wish we could go together. I’ve only been there once, and I’ve blocked out the memory.
arline – I like “buttfuckingly” too! But couldn’t it also be a positive modifier, like “We had a buttfuckingly great time!”
Yes it can!
Hahaha, god, dying, those jeans are like the worst of a bad 80’s metal video and “epic” gone all wrong.
I just can’t get with the torn jeans trend. I just can’t.
Of course, I said the same thing about leggings. Sigh.
That tail thing is making me feel ill but I obviously wasn’t feeling ill enough to leave it alone, did some googling and found this site…..
http://www.chichesterinc.com/DavyCrockettHats.htm
*reaching for the trashcan*