The Horror of Insomnia

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This is what happens when you stay up too late. You start looking at shit on the Karmaloop website. Pretty soon you don’t know what to think.   Here’s their exclusive Catfight Jeans, only around   $50-something dollars.

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Here’s the Exclusive Brianel l******s, which I’m sure many girls love for their irony factor. Can’t remember what they cost.

Finally, for $80, here’s a dead thing that is available only in VERY LIMITED QUANTITIES, so hurry the hell up and order yours right now!

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16 Responses to The Horror of Insomnia

  1. andrea says:

    Can anyone enlighten me and tell me what is the purpose of the dead animal thing? And why would anyone want one? I guess I’m just not cool enough or ironic enough to know.

  2. Stella Mayfair says:

    as much as i like most t-shirts by brian lichtenberg — these l******s make me nauseous! does roomy wear that?

  3. Braindance says:

    Those catfight jeans are a abomination, they remind me of what Freddy Krueger would do to you if you refused to do the sexy time, but there would be blood seeping out of the slits, a bit like the blood pouring out of my eyeballs having looked at them.

    And the dead thing, what the frigg? Is it for slinging over your neck, ensuring that you look a total twat at all times?

    Bruno was ace Sister Wolf, go see it, I was howling with laughter most of the time, stuned into silence by my fellow “humans” behaviour half the time, and cringing behind my sleeve at Bruno’s antics all the time.

    The Milli Vanilli scene is a film in itself.
    Jesus, I took my friend who is 84, he loved it. Might be something to do with the Double Johnny Walkers we were drinking, but we both thought it was worth seeing.

  4. WendyB says:

    Yeah, I’ll pass on these if that’s okay with you.

  5. Mark says:

    Do they make the cat-fight jeans for mean? I guess I could make them myself. I’ll get the scissors out for tonight’s insomnia.

  6. HelOnWheels says:

    MY EYES! MY EYES! Stop the horror!

  7. Bex says:

    Buttfuckingly ugly!

    The dead thing was adorable though…but for $80.00 I’ll pass. I’ll just run over the raccoon from next door.

    Em…what the hell is it though?

  8. Pleasing to the eye when you can’t sleep! What shocked me in the daylight hours is amusing me in my dead of night can’t sleep mode.

  9. alittlelux says:

    thank you! no i can accurately identify all of these on my next trip to south coast plaza…

  10. alittlelux says:

    …south coast is my favorite place to awful outfit watch.

  11. arline says:

    I love the buttfuckingly comment, and I could add no more to that, except ditto.

  12. Sister Wolf says:

    andrea- We don’t wanna know about that Thing, but it has a clip on it.

    Stella Mayfair – Hahahaha! She would need to cut them off to expose more skin.

    Braindance – Godammit, I can’t wait to see it!!!!!!! (also, Freddy Kruger is just what I see in those hideous jeans)

    WendyB- Oh, fine, you snob.

    Mark – You have enough jeans to fuck up, at least.

    HelOnWheels – Are you okay?!? Use eye drops!!!

    Bex- We don’t know what it’s for. Many items on that website are incomprehensible.

    Make Do- So true.

    alittle lux – Really??? I wish we could go together. I’ve only been there once, and I’ve blocked out the memory.

    arline – I like “buttfuckingly” too! But couldn’t it also be a positive modifier, like “We had a buttfuckingly great time!”

  13. Bex says:

    Yes it can!

  14. Hahaha, god, dying, those jeans are like the worst of a bad 80’s metal video and “epic” gone all wrong.

  15. ambika says:

    I just can’t get with the torn jeans trend. I just can’t.

    Of course, I said the same thing about leggings. Sigh.

  16. Deena says:

    That tail thing is making me feel ill but I obviously wasn’t feeling ill enough to leave it alone, did some googling and found this site…..

    http://www.chichesterinc.com/DavyCrockettHats.htm

    *reaching for the trashcan*

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