The Stupidest Man in the World

I know you know, but I want you to hurt like I do. Every once in a while, you might forget how stupid and awful this bastard is, but don’t. Keep it at the forefront of your conscious mind. That way, you will join a march, make some noise, and tell the world that Trump is not your President!

Try to think of one person who would make a worse President.

There isn’t anyone.

Even Mitch McConnell, hateful prick that he is, could not do a worse job. He can probably speak in coherent sentences, at least. And he might know to be sad when people die. Or to not throw rolls of paper towels at them.

WHY???? Why do we need to endure this crap? Everyone knows he’s a clown, a senile dim bulb with no empathy or humanity.

In the fairy tale, a kid could announce, “The Emperor has no clothes!” and that would be that, game over. In real life, we have to wait for a tape of Trump in bed with Ivanka AND Jared before this nightmare is over.

Every fucking day with this moron.

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7 Responses to The Stupidest Man in the World

  1. Penny says:

    What a sanctimonious, insincere utter fucker. Can’t think of anything consoling to say to you SW……..other than you’re not living in the only country with a total twat in charge. He is a bigger twat than most though. You could have Putin. You could have Kim Jong-Un (and imagine having to look at that mad crazy basin head hair every day). Keep your chin up, he won’t be around for long, of that I am certain.

  2. David Duff says:

    “Try to think of one person who would make a worse President.”

    ‘HillBilly’!

  3. Dj says:

    No empathy, no decorum, no class, no brains. There are no words for this. He was a two bit hustler in NYC and he’s a two bit hustler now. He has so thoroughly brainwashed people of his ilk it is scary. So very embarrassing. What is it about this person that continues to enthrall his base?? I really miss Obama. I even miss W. This guy has got to go.

  4. Romeo says:

    He’s all of the worst aspects of the USA personified. He’s proof that the terrorists won. And fuck Obama for tricking me into thinking that maybe it was OK to be a little patriotic and hopeful for the future. Fuck my relatives in Houston for supporting odious 45 and fuck their flooded petro-dollar McMansions and fuck the “art” on their walls that came from Costco. Fuck my former friends who didn’t vote. Fuck the GOP and its dumbass supporters with their inability to punctuate and all their faces coated with Putin’s jizz. Fuck the loser dems who think that now, when we’re on the precipice or in the midst of a fascist takeover, is a good time to virtue signal and talk about gun control. The jackals lost by 3 million votes and still came into power, they don’t give a shit about democracy or fair play. They fight dirty, they love force, and since the god they allegedly believe in isn’t making any more real estate they want to clear the land of the dirty impoverished peasants who stink the joint up. And fuck my neighbors for throwing trash into the yard and letting their dog loose to shit everywhere.

    But what I’m wondering lately is why there aren’t any more drive-by shootings. I’d guess that cell phones scratched whatever caused that particular itch, but drive-bys haven’t been around since Mrs. Doubtfire made that shitty pun, way before cell phones came along. Is that what stopped them? That fucking Robin Williams movie?

  5. Romeo says:

    Also: asking Jeeves “How high am I?” is the new non-ironic post-planking meme.

  6. Bevitron says:

    I don’t usually spend too much time hating because it makes me feel clogged and festering, but I swear there’s something about hating this guy that makes me feel unburdened and soul-purged.

    When I saw him in that costume with the lumpy jacket and white collar spread open to expose his raw-looking skin, I actually retched. I bet he thinks it makes him look hot. (I just retched again, typing that.) And the 90-degree manspread when he was on his throne at the table…no matter where he is, or how formal the occasion, he always sits like he’s on the toilet having a difficult shit.

    Great Godamighty, save us all.

    Don’t forget – it’s ‘fucking’ moron. And I hope ALL his shits are difficult.

  7. Suspended says:

    I pinch myself everyday in the hope that this nightmare might end.

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