I couldn’t help admiring this dress until I read the description. “Black and donkey coloured long-sleeved knit dress…”
The attached sweater thing looks kind of mauve, doesn’t it? What color is “donkey coloured,” anyway?
Many hundreds of years ago, when I was a script reader, I had to read a non-fiction book about a small town doctor who was accused of molesting several female patients. During the trial, a prim witness was asked to describe the color of the doctor’s penis. Flustered and embarrassed, she sputtered: “It was penis colored!”
Penises, donkeys, this dress is dead to me.